As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice.
Well, you know what they say!
With friends like this…
AL FRANKEN
The problem with these Republicans is like the pussy-grabber-in-chief, they think they can just see something they like and grab it with both hands! I just can’t understand the mentality of these people at all!
ANTHONY WEINER
Oh dear God, I do hope there weren’t any pictures!
BILL CLINTON
I just can’t believe this corrupt, sleazy old white guy is taking advantage of young, innocent virgin women…
That’s my job!
HILLARY CLINTON
ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE BELIEVED. NOT JUST ONE OR TWO. NOT JUST SOME. NOT EVEN THE MAJORITY. ALL. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL, RICH OR INFLUENTIAL THE ATTACKER MAY BE, IT DOESN’T MATTER. BELIEVE ALL WOMEN. I REALLY CAN’T BE ANY MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD THAN THAT!
LENA DUNHAM
Well, she could always just move to Canada, like all the smart people do!
And finally! Last, but not by any means least…
HARVEY WEINSTEIN
Hey ladies! I’ve been asked to give a little bit of a word in solidarity with, y’know, whoever. I mean, lookie here girls… (No, not like that!) I say, lookie here, ladies… lately, I’ve actually been getting a LOT OF hate. But you know what, girl? #MeToo actually BEGAN in Hollywood. That’s how important we are for the future of the women in this country; no Hollywood, no #MeToo? Can you just imagine that! I mean, when you think about it that way, I get the feeling our role in protecting and nurturing women is somehow undervalued. I’m not bitter, but to be honest, it kind of pisses me off. And as an experienced casting director, I sure do know the difficulties young, ambitious women face in the America today, with so many sleazy, powerful rich guys around. I wish Christine Ford all the best, and I want you to know that just like the Democrats, Hollywood most DEFINITELY has your back! Believe Women! All Victims Matter! TIME’S UP!
