Posted in Serious Commentary

Suicide May Be Rational, But it is NEVER Reasonable

Suicide may be the ‘rational’ thing to do. It may be ‘expedient.’ It may be perfectly in accordance with worldly wisdom, and perfectly in line with worldly morality. But worldly wisdom and worldly morality are incomplete for a reason.

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Posted in Video News

Sexiest Youtube Channel Ever! Join the Runnymede Revolution. Subscribe Before I’m Finally Executed!

No, I haven’t got my kit off… Yet. Oh, however will you cope! But here are some pretty damn ‘bijiao sexual’ videos of mine on the Youtube! (If you don’t know what ‘bijiao sexual’ means, ask Captain Marriott! If you…

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Posted in Video News

My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)

Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver! Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant;…

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Posted in Music

Tupac Parody! California Liberal (An Ode to White Liberal Guilt)

The White Liberal Community have now released a rap in order to try and justify their ridiculous ideology and attitude. Interestingly enough, most POC in the United States of America and worldwide have rejected the hypocritical, sactimonious virtue-signalling of this…

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Posted in Serious Commentary World News

The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?

George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…

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Posted in World News

Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!

Scandal-plagued Brexit hardliner Boris Johnson has recently distanced himself from the even more scandal-plagued Theresa May, with a spiffing jape about how to really chuck Chequers.

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Posted in Top Stories

Dear Glossy News Fans & Friends: Have an Absolutely Wonderful Diwali!

Dear friends, we all hope you have an absolutely wonderful Diwali!

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Posted in Internets Tubes

99% of Satirists Aren’t Using this FUNDAMENTAL Strategy for Becoming Viral! You’ll Never Guess What!

One of the cardinal errors for writers and editors is to think an article headline should be ‘interesting.’ That’s absolutely the worst thing you can possible be thinking! Time to get smart! You need to think about the whole psychology…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Disney 4 Freedom: What Can Kid’s Movies Teach the Politically Engaged?

It’s hard to say, looking back, if you really took any deeper lesson from the movies and programmes you grew up with as a child. Often, it is only really possible to hypothesise. It’s worth trying though! 1. The Lion…

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Posted in World News

The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???

1. Cut, cut, cut! Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive. Just so you know. Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows: Intelligence and security institutions have evidence…

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