Author: Rusty
Egyptian Student Skips Homework, Beaten on the Knuckles, Chest, Skull
An Egyptian court has sentenced a schoolteacher to 300 hours of community service work for beating a pupil to death because he had not done his homework. Maths teacher Atilla bin Atwatt threw the 15 year-old schoolboy out of the…
Bliar Gets Pariah Treatment from Grieving (Germaphobic?) Father
A father’s grief boiled over yesterday into a furious rage when he came face to face with the man blamed for his son’s death. Ex-UK Slime Minister Tony Bliar offered the handshake of condolence during a reception at a London…
Bigwigs Hit by Wickedpedia Attacks
Did David Cameron’s father buy him the Conservative Party? No, he only bought him a 51% majority share. Has Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg slept with 3,000 women? Absolutely not – it’s more like 2,350 women, 522 men, and a…
Dodgy Deviant Gets Ceo Position, As Expected
The New Labour government’s childcare watchdog Ofsted has been heavily criticised by every bugger and their dog after appointing a dodgy deviant official – once embroiled in a notorious paedophile scandal – to a senior post in the organisation. The…
Israeli War Criminals – the New Nazis?
Israel’s Chief Minister for Genocidal Activities and former head honcho of the IDF’s ‘Brutal Thug’ Brigade – General Moshe ‘Boogie’ Slimeberg – canceled a recent visit to the UK due fears he would be summarily arrested on war crimes charges,…
UN Official Fired – For Telling Truth
The top UN official recently fired from his post for the unforgivable crime of telling the truth and criticising Afghanistan’s presidential election has publicly castigated the entire UN mission in the country. Peter Galbraith informed the Neo-Colonial Gazette the $300…
Obama So Good at Failing Wars, Wins Nobel Peace Prize
President Barack Obama looks to be in a bit of a pickle – regardless of being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being top dog of the world’s most belligerent nation – next to Israel. If he doesn’t sanction the…
Trigger Happy Cops Off Scot-Free on “My Bad” Defense
The UK’s Independent Police Complaints Commission today publicly announced its disgraceful and scandalous decision not to censure or prosecute the shit-for-brains gun-toting plods who couldn’t tell the difference between a fanatical Ethiopian suicide bombing Jihadi terrorist and a happy-go-lucky Latino…
IAEA Chief: Israel the Real Rogue Nuclear State
The top nuclear inspector at the UN told reporters from the Warmongers Gazette he does not believe that Iran is a threat to Middle Eastern peace and stability but conversely claims that Israel is the number one menace due its…
Marks & Spencer Clerks to Spot Suicidal Shoppers
Under the latest EU legislation to impose a Big Bully federal state, the UK’s Ministry for Daft Ideas has ordained that the likes of hairdressers and taxi drivers are to be trained to help spot vulnerable people who might be…