IAEA Chief: Israel the Real Rogue Nuclear State

The top nuclear inspector at the UN told reporters from the Warmongers Gazette he does not believe that Iran is a threat to Middle Eastern peace and stability but conversely claims that Israel is the number one menace due its expansionist policies and covert nuclear weapons arsenal.

The Director General of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) Mohamed ElBaradei informed reporters yesterday that “Israel is the number one rogue state threat to Middle Eastern peace with its nuclear arms and acts of outright aggression towards its peaceful neighbours Syria and Lebanon – and genocidal actions against the marginalised Palestinians of the West Bank – and Gaza in particular.”

At a joint press conference with Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization chief Dr. Ali bin Kitkatbar in Tehran, ElBaradei brought Israel under the harsh glare of the international public spotlight by declaring that the Tel Aviv regime has refused to allow inspections into its nuclear installations for thirty years – founded on the deceitful denials that it possessed no nukes.

Israel is widely assumed to have nuclear capabilities, although it refuses to confirm or deny the allegations – but often hints at such – especially so when it detonates micro-nukes outside Bali nightclubs during false flag ops to stir up Ozzie sentiments and drag them into illegal wars around the Middle East.

“This possession of nuclear arms forms the case for some proper measures to gain access to Israel’s nuclear power sites – especially so the weapons manufacturing plant at Dimona – and the U.S. President O’Barmy must now live up to his word and be even-handed and not the Zionist puppet everyone sees of his performance to date – and enforce sanctions against Israel to compel their compliance,” ElBaradei explained to Pox News.

“All these whingeing Israelis do is cry “Wolfie! Wolfie! – the crazy Islamic Ayatollahs have weapons grade uranium and they’re gonna nuke the Holy Land!”
“It is precisely the opposite that is true – Israel is the number one threat to the Middle East given the nuclear arms it possesses,” Doctor ElBaradei passionately declared.

He further scorned the fact that Israel, known to be the sole possessor of a nuclear arsenal in the Middle East, accuses Tehran of making efforts to build a nuclear bomb and has threatened to target Iran’s ‘Smiley Saracen’ nuclear installations militarily.

ElBaradei cited the 1981 Israeli ‘preemptive’ airstrike on the Iraqi breeder reactor in Osirak, under the pretext that Baghdad posed a threat to Tel Aviv’s ‘absolute’ military superiority in the region – and in September 2007 again launched yet another attack against an alleged nuclear facility in Syria.

This piece of headline-punching PR propaganda follows the Iranian proposal prohibiting military attacks against nuclear installations worldwide having been approved by the IAEA nuclear watchdog’s General Conference in mid-September.

A fine example of political chess mastery which has slam-dunked the kibosh on US and Israeli hawkish plans for a pre-emptive strike against Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities – and provide an excuse for yet another Neo-Colonial illegal invasion – and yet another military quagmire.

Considered the highest policymaking body of the IAEA, the General Conference meets annually to consider issues such as non-proliferation, nuclear safety, nuclear safeguards, nuclear security – and nuclear hazards like the rogue state of Israel.

The IAEA General Conference passed the resolution banning “all armed attacks against nuclear installations devoted to peaceful purposes – whether under construction or in operation.”

Iran claimed the resolution was vital as “nuclear installations all over the world are increasing and any sort of threatening attacks by the Zionist madmen will have centuries-long radiological consequences for the entire world.”

Tehran, however, has denied a link between the proposal and Israeli threats against its nuclear facilities – but did admit it was a coincidence of benign serendipity.

Well Dr. ElBaradei, it’s nice for Iran and Pan-Islam to have a fellow Muslim of your professional capacity and influence concerning UN nuclear policy on their side for a change – and not another Zionist stooge singing the threadbare ‘Nazi Holohoax victims’ anthem to Tel Aviv’s orchestrated whingeing symphony.

Author: Rusty

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2 thoughts on “IAEA Chief: Israel the Real Rogue Nuclear State

  1. Intriguing position to be adopted by ElBaradei and quite suspect too – but as to hanky-pankly I consider everyone and their dog is guilty in that respect – and just painting the other bloke blacker than themselves.
    No innocents in this game – just some more guilty than others.

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