Author: Kilroy
Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure
Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined. Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to…
Trump Comes Clean on Golden Showers
“Honest to God, I thought those bitches peed gold!”
Five Ways a Trump Presidency is Like Gilligan’s Island
Let me just say Richard Condon was wrong. The Manchurian Candidate is from Moscow and he ain’t brainwashed. Nothing about the recent election would make for a decently plausible political thriller or even proper parody. I know truth is stranger…
Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral
“Kanye! Kaaaaaanye! Daylight come and you won’t go home….”
Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary
Have You Ever Thought About Joining ISIS?
NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: We rarely republish pieces at Glossy News, even though the ‘Glossy News Classics’ occasional series will feature some great work from our back catalogue. But this recent piece was so hilarious, we are publishing it again!…
What the Presidential Candidates Are Doing—Right This Moment
With the Election mercifully only hours away, the three major candidates (and one cameo candidate) are done putting the final touches on their respective Frankenstein campaigns. Using an unholy combination of satanic ritual coupled with classified NSA technology that hasn’t…
Ten Great Reasons to Join ISIS!
Greetings and salutations dysfunctional Western youth. God is great and so are you! We are ISIS and we are looking for a few good martyrs! Are you that special person who is destined to do great things for a great…
GlossyNews Publishes Hilarious Caricature of Muhammad
Uh….nevermind!! But stay tuned for more Kim Jong-Un parodies! You can contribute to our North Korea video satire series here or learn more about it here.
4 out of 5 Republicans in Anonymous Survey Admit Liking Dick
Support for Dick Cheney and former President George Bush to be prosecuted for torture appear to have fallen faster than an erection in Hillary Clinton’s presence according to inside sources. Hard numbers from a recent survey revealed that most Republicans…