Author: Dexter Sinistri
Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test
When MLB teams acquire new players they expect their very best and this MLB offseason has featured an almost overwhelming amount of moves as teams try to upgrade their rosters and shift their focus in a new direction. Since Ichiro…
Super Best Technological Advancement in Making of Online Website
It was only after the internet came into light as a big roar that online websites started to grow like mushrooms after rain. Previously used by academia since the 1980s, it was only by the 1990s that the commercialization of…
How to pull the perfect Christmas Present Poker Face
It is Christmas morning and the anticipation is killing you, all you want to do it dive into your stack of presents and find out what your close friends and family have got you this year. There is no finer…
Smart Woman Proves Guessing the Beans in a Candy Bowl is a Skill Game
One woman was able to use her lucky number to make herself $1,000 richer in one of the most skillful gambling competitions around. They say that there are two main ways to gamble. The first way is to play games…
Top Online Slot Games from the Movies
Let’s be honest, at one time or another, we’ve all had the odd fantasy about what it might be like to be a big Hollywood movie star. The glitz, the glamour, the fame and fortune, it could be all ours…
Cannabis Product Review & Resource Website Makes History with $1 Billion Internet Money Buyout Offer
(San Francisco, CA) — A recently launched review and community participation website has announced that fictional character Towelie, famous for his role on South Park, has raised enough virtual currency through online pimping services to invest his $1 Billion internet…
Julianna Rose Maurielo, Stephanie from LazyTown, Dead of Apparent Suicide Overdose
Beloved and coveted former child actress and sex icon Julianna Rose Mauriello was found dead in her Bangkok apartment where she was staying while filming an upcoming feature. “Stephanie [from] LazyTown was on TV, I’m told,” said coroner Panupong Mantri….
Prepare the Anti-Matter Beam
Those words are not coming from a Star Trek script, or a Sci-Fi movie, they are actually being given by the scientists of ASACUSA , a multi-disciplinary collaboration between CERN and Japan’s RIKEN research center. ASACUSA team leader, Yasunori Yamazaki…
Seeking Alternatives to Lethal Injection, States Consider Guillotine, Bear Mauling
Assville, Missouri — On the heels of an execution gone disturbingly wrong in Ohio, states are pondering more modern ways to execute death row inmates. McGuire was convicted of brutally raping and murdering a pregnant newlywed. The Ohio execution of…
49ers PR Office Readies for Mass Suicide Sunday Night
The San Francisco 49ers had a terrible 12-4 season, but this Sunday they face the Seattle Seahawks with a stunning 13-3 regular season record. Facing certain defeat, 49ers fans are widely expected to commit mass, ritual suicide. The Seahawks have…