Julianna Rose Maurelio, Stephanie from LazyTown, Dead of Apparent Suicide Overdose

Beloved and coveted former child actress and sex icon Julianna Rose Maurilio was found dead in her Bangkok apartment where she was staying while filming an upcoming feature.

“Stephanie [from] LazyTown was on TV, I’m told,” said coroner Panupong Mantri. “[The toxicology screen] says she overdosed on sleeping pills and pain killers… Far too much to be accident of getting high [on the drugs for recreation.]”

Many around her felt the stresses of the industry may have gotten to her. “People around the world really felt connected with her, like they got her,” said self-described best friend Emma Lorde.

“It wasn’t just that girls wanted to be like her and their dads wanted her to to fill that fantasy babysitter role. It’s that she was hounded by the media. She didn’t deserve it.”

To say “the media” is to blame is an understatement, but also an overstatement as well as a mis-statement, and barely even a statement at all, since it’s only two words. There was one media outlet that was truly relentless.

Rock T. Ferguson from Neophyte Seductress explained it further. “Those jackasses at Glossy News wrote endless [fake] stories about her. Said she did all kinds of things from prostitution to who knows what. They should be ashamed of themselves. They drove her to this.”

As of press time, family had not yet been notified, but it is hoped that by spreading the word via mainstream media, they will learn about the passing of their beloved sooner than later.

Julianna Rose Maurelio will be remembered as a multi-talented singer, actress, performer of stage and screen, as well as a figure put forth to semi-sate the darkest demons in the minds of questionable fathers the world over, and under.

Julianna Rose Maurelio. Dead at 22.

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

37 thoughts on “Julianna Rose Maurelio, Stephanie from LazyTown, Dead of Apparent Suicide Overdose

  1. I cannot understand how come this website has not be taken offline long ago for publishing so much fake news.
    Practically everything on this website is fake but presented as if it’s real.

  2. What an idiot you are Dexter. I TRULY didn't even want to give you any more attention than what you've already gotten from all these sweet people below me, but you truly need to get a damn life dude. Get married, have some kids. KNOW what it's like to have a daughter, and MAYBE……JUST MAYBE, your morals/values would change on how you don't give a shit about anyone else in the world and you post this bullshit, not caring if it is hurting someone, because you wouldn't want it to happen to your little girl. This is sad to publish something so extreme about someone you don't even know, just to try to hurt them? I mean come on dexter! Get outta here with this shit! Julianna Rose Mauriello is alive and well teaching in New York!!!

  3. Don Key, you’re 12 and making such comments…. You’re as bad as the idiot that wrote this… Thinking you’re big because you can lie and make threats over the internet, grow the fuck up kid. You stirred up an already aggravated shit storm of hatred for yourself right here, maybe when you reach 16 you’ll start to understand how dumb you were being when you posted your comment but by then it’s too late, you’ll have already been yet another worthless immature child on the internet. I honestly think kids like you should be put up for adoption because your parents have clearly done a shit job of raising you so far and it’s 12 years too late for them to start now.

  4. no she is not dead. this guy just likes to rile people up now and again because he has nothing else to do but hate on people like her. Julianna Rose Mauriello is a teacher now in NY. I find it horrible that greasy, scumbags like dexter find their kicks by smearing the smut of scandal on people more successful than him. someone is jealous of her success

  5. I think this is the funniest stuff ive seen in a while, not the (satire) article but the comments, when i look at glossynews comments i feel a little better about myself knowing that im not as degenerate as them, cheers,
    i love you glossynews

  6. what are you on about shes not even dead you are obviously a very very very VERY sad person to make up such crap. GET A LIFE and stop trying to ruin other peoples!!!!

  7. I’m speechless at the sheer audacity to attack this icon of trans generational appeal. Any attempt to illustrate the absolute libelous aspect of this supposedly satirical piece would simply cast me in the role of closet fan with a boner for this otherwise
    unremarkable denizen of Icelandic culture. In that vein I say only, “Boo”! Boo you mean, mean man. I may be only 12 but the by the time I’m 16 I can drive. And I know where you live.

  8. Why would somebody write such bullshit! Seriously, do you have nothing better to do then make up bad stories about innocent people? There is absolutely no truth in this story.

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