Author: Brian White
How Coke’s New “FairLife” Super Milk is Made (Video)
Milk sales have fallen in recent years, so Coca-Cola has decided to get into the Moo Juice game. We go inside the factory to show you how they improved on perfection. More calcium and protein with less sugar and lactose…
Sarah Palin’s On-Air Stroke Fact Checked (Part Two) – Video
Sarah Palin may still be a cash-worthy draw for the red meat crowd anxious for nothing more than talking points. Well, in her case, barking points. I’m not saying she’s barking because she’s a bitch. No, that would be a…
John McCain Wants My Money, Assumes I’m (Fiscally?) Retarded
Oh Johnny Mac, you were once a man of principle. Now you’re not even a man of interest. With a subject line of “Get out of here, you low-life scum”. Oh this, promises to be great. What follows from there…
Banned Fiat Super Bowl Commercial Raised Eyebrows, Hackles
‘Tis the season when marketers go the extra mile and even passive fans stick to their TVs, even if just to watch the commercials. Fiat ran a clever commercial this year, but it was nothing close to the one they…
Fact-Checking Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible Speech
Sarah Palin was invited to spew a lahar of molten cuckoo at the Iowa Freedom Summit, proudly sponsored by Citizens United. She did not fail to fail to impress. I took it upon myself to fact-check her statements, and there…
Mitt Romney Cannot, Will Not Win (Yet Again) And Here’s Why
Time Magazine has a great article about Mitt Romney, and how his third (and final?) attempt at running for office will be no better than before. On the early morning of Election 2012 I ran an article entitled “Obama WILL…
Kimmy’s Hate Train Still Boarding Passengers
North Korean dictator and renowned chunky monkey Kim Jong Un continues on his world famous crazy train picking up more passengers at every stop. We’re making a North Korea satire film. Click here to help our fundraising! Not content with…
Free Speech Freaks Given New Hope in Ribbing North Korea
Prominent, but still sub-viral site GlossyNews.com has launched a Go Fund Me campaign to create a free-to-dowload video criticizing the regime. The goal is to create a wicked, biting satirical film criticizing the totalitarian dynastic regime in North Korea. The…
Colbert Snubbed Unpopular Obama in Series Finale
In the series finale of The Colbert Report, dozens of musical, political, film and other celebrities made an appearance… Obama participated, but was cut from the show. Almost 50 guests appearead live on-stage during the prolonged, rousing rendition of “We’ll…
Farewell to a Legend. RIP Conservative Stephen Colbert
As a fake news man myself, I’ve been a loyal devotee of Stephen Colbert since before the pseudo-pundit had his own show. Thursday, the legendary difference-maker signed off as his quasi-conservative self for the last time. I watched the very…