Kimmy’s Hate Train Still Boarding Passengers

North Korean dictator and renowned chunky monkey Kim Jong Un continues on his world famous crazy train picking up more passengers at every stop.

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Not content with detonating possibly real nuclear devices and bombing the hell out of random waters in the Sea of Japan, Kimmy has expanded his narrow horizons.

Last month Kim Jong Un took time away from not feeding the North Korean people to lash out at James Franco, Sony, and Seth Rogan, all of whom are apparently interchangeable.

The United States struck back by misinterpreting the sophisticated Sony hack for the work of the ever-petulant and powerless North Koreans.

Latest but not least on the hate train is Glossy Newscomer “Jordan Hates Everybody” with this clever, timeless explanation of almost everything wrong with the Kims.

EDITOR’s NOTE: To our surprise and delight, Jordan Hates may be joining our writing team for the North Korea Satire Film Project.

Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.