Author: Brian White
The Delicious Truth About How Chicken Nuggets Are Really Made [Video]
You’ve seen images of pink slime, but you have no idea what really goes on or goes in. The truth with set you free, specifically free to save money while gobbling down amazing and delicious chicky nuggies. Read on. More…
Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]
Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…
Yes, Virginia, It is possible to store 100% of police body cameras
It’s a fair question, but one with a very clesOar answer. Could we really keep all body camera footage from all officers in the cloud? You bet your beaten bottom, Virginia. So how many officers we talking? At the state,…
The Serious Semi-History of a Semi-Viral Video
Last night I signed a contract for what may be considered a viral video. Might be the next big thing, who knows. The road to get here was long and strange, though 99% of it happened in the last day,…
Exclusive: Hidden Cameras Capture Truth Inside Twinkies [Video]
Sure, they may taste like banana rainbows and unicorn “stuff” when they’re finished, but what goes into a pastry as yellow and creamy as a Twinkie may make you yellow and squeamish. We sent an undercover investigator in the depthy…
Gambling Classes to be Added to School Curriculum in 5 Different States
Stop complaining that school doesn’t prepare you for real life. “The Real World, Real Skills Bill” has finally passed through the senate — adding gambling classes to the core curriculum of five states. The teachers are abuzz, students are excited and…
Local Police New Alpha Codes Fluster Criminals, Officers
Auburn police have found a new way to keep criminals from understanding their scanner chatter for ill, but unfortunately, not one of them has yet figured out how to use it for good. The new alpha call signs, dubbed Cool…
Melissa Rivers in the Poor House due to Evil Death Taxes
How’s that for a clickbait headline? It’s wholly untrue, but that doesn’t stop the cash-hoarders from taking any opportunity to espouse their contra-factual nonsense. Estate taxes serve several purposes, but I don’t want to spoil the surprise upfront, so if…
7 Best & Worst Halloween Tricks, Treats
With good ol’ Saint Hallow’s Eve fast approaching, it’s time to think about the trick and/or treaters who will soon be knocking on your door fresh-faced and pre-diabetic. You can make a ton of friends by handing out full-sized candy…
Remember All that Voter Fraud? The Real Numbers Surprised Us
It is easy to grab headlines with a lurid claim –“TENS OF THOUSANDS MAY BE VOTING ILLEGALLY!”– but the follow-up, when any exists – is not usually deemed newsworthy. – From “The Truth About Voter Fraud” by the Brennan Center…