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Hillary Revives Career with Controversial Playboy Appearance
Following in the footsteps of the late-lamented Hugh Heffner, and drawing strength and inspiration from fellow latte liberal Harvey Weinstein, Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to revive her fortunes with a controversial Playboy interview.
Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide
Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…
Hillary Wears Pantsuit to Beaver Shot Showdown
Hillary was once again embarrassed by a Trump. But this time it was Melania. The gamey Mrs. Clinton accepted the challenge but was woefully unprepared to compete with the lovely Mrs. Trump who was dressed in a beautiful ensemble of…
Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters
In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without…
Trump: Hillary Drooled Through Debate
On Wednesday Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed this new conspiracy theory about his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton: that she drooled all the way through Monday’s debate. “Didn’t notice at 1st,” he tweeted, “Crooked Hillary drooled all over herself @…
Mother with Son ‘Bit Rough Around the Edges’ Endorses Hillary
Some are saying that the choice between Clinton and Trump really is an impossible one. An orange hued racist demagogue versus a blonde haired, blue eyed creepy Aryan interventionist. However, proud Mum Cabernet-Sauvignon Baxter of Brixton, London has just done…
Devastating Campaign Trail Interview: Hillary ‘Misspeaks’ Over Links to Wall Street
Hillary Clinton is renowned for her talents in the highly competitive artistic fields of evasive and equivocal rhetoricmongering. How did she react recently when I grilled her about her ties to Wall Street? Wall Street? Uh, excuse me, but we’re…
Radical Feminists Thwart Hillary’s ‘Fauxfem’ Campaign for Commander-in-Chief
The Democratic Party have dismissed as ‘unjustifiably and unnecessarily contrarian’ a feminist blog which threatened to expose what the writers are calling the ‘faux-feminist’ prospects of a liberal Clinton Presidency. The culprits have recently posted the following article: Clinton Dynasty…
The Ballad of “Old Hillary”
THE BALLAD OF “OLD HILLARY” (sung to “The Battle of New Orleans”) In twenty-fifteen we had a little slip Along with Hillary Clinton on her presidential trip. She wrote a little book but it didn’t sell so well Then we…
Maddow Vindicates Hillary Over Inoffensive “Dead New Yorker” Comments
Not so long ago, I told you how top photogenic political superstar Hillary Clinton was arbitrarily and unfairly accused of upsetting some mourners at a funeral… With some (admittedly) fairly ill-timed, ill-judged, and most crucially, vindictively-taken-out-of-context comments™. These comments were…