Posted in Top Stories

Glossy News Has Some Other Amazing Projects! Here are Just a Few!

Dear friends and fans of Glossy News: Yesterday we reminded you about our exciting Facebook page and Patreon: please do generously support our amazing writers! But today, we’d like to tell you about some other amazing things! First of all,…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Talky Pictures

Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!

Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy… But why? It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives. But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Never Give Up!

The Jericho Declaration We all build our walls. But one day, we have to take the courage to break them down.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Don’t Sacrifice Your Ideals for Any Living Creature!

Anyone who truly loves you will let you keep your integrity. Anyone who tries to keep you from your highest of values is not acting out of love, but out of some much lower, baser, ignobler motive. If your values…

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Posted in General Interest Top Stories

How to Defrost Your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time

How to Defrost your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time Since winter is edging closer and closer, keep in mind that there will be a lot of chill in the atmosphere. This chill will likely generate a lot of…

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Posted in General Interest

A Guide on How to Give Your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life

A guide on how to give your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life The next time you fancy to buy new cabinets, it is wise to take a closer look at your old one.

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Posted in General Interest

Your Sure-Fire Guide to Creating a Profitable YouTube Channel

We are all aware of the powerful impact that YouTube has had upon our society.  However, some facts and figures will undoubtedly reinforce this observation.  Did you know that there are currently more than 1.3 billion registered YouTube users around…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…

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Posted in Politics Television

Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows

Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

Cake Monster and His Creamy Lips

Leaders of the planet: Eaters of Golden Filigree accented treats. (They ask) “Who the hell needs to eat? We could all stand to lose… a couple L Bs.” With the butternut creme

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Posted in General Interest

The Gamification Of The Online Casino Industry

 The online casino game industry is an ever progressing industry that embarks its journey on technological development and improvement. Although the e-sport gaming and the casino gaming industries have been categorized as two separate entities, a lot of similarities still…

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Posted in General Interest

Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal

My, my! How things change! Medical pot shops, the place to go for those who needed pain relief and for those pretenders who just needed relief from the pain of reality are now getting bitten by the dream they once…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

A “How-To” for Your First Impeachment Party!

WELCOME and CONGRATULATIONS! A party planner for host and guest for the brand new 2019 winter fete: ‘The Impeachment Party!’ So you finally got the invite you were praying for. Now what to do? Dress

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Posted in Sports Top Stories

Somewhere In Colorado….

Sometimes skiing can seem like this. After learning the last two years on slopes in Colorado and Utah. They have green runs here that would be blacks in the Midwest! They have a green run at Beaver Creek Colorado called…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

IMPORTANT! Glossy News: Our Official Policy on Photographs & Copyright

Dear friends: I have only been at Glossy News a relatively short time; at least as editor. The site was running for a long time before I came here. Right now, I just want to clarify our current policy on…

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Posted in Human Interest Society

One Family’s Intolerance Toward Intolerance

Orange County, CA- “My grandfather was bald, so was his Da… so is mine,” Jake Collins tells me as he runs a tattooed hand across his shiny pink scalp. “It’s kinda a family trait, like diabetes, quick tempers, and tattoos,”…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Build A WALL… And Crime Will FALL (Bring Our Lost Jobs Back)

Authors note: Ghost-written for the Prez.   The Rapists stand, Right behind the gates. They’re looking for breaks In the links of chain.  

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Posted in Politics

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The White House announced yesterday, that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk about people’s lives in the balance, do gooders, strikes, furloughs, whiny workers, and the general lack…

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Posted in Top Stories

Random Thoughts (XVI): Race Baiting, Rapey Luvvies & Restrictive Paedophile Swoops!

Less Race, More Values? The question of what immigration regulations there should be, and how strictly they should be enforced, are questions of values. Questions of basic morality and ethics. Unfortunately, there are elements on both the left and the…

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