Posted in Top Stories

Glossy News Has Some Other Amazing Projects! Here are Just a Few!

Dear friends and fans of Glossy News: Yesterday we reminded you about our exciting Facebook page and Patreon: please do generously support our amazing writers! But today, we’d like to tell you about some other amazing things! First of all,…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Talky Pictures

Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!

Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy… But why? It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives. But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Never Give Up!

The Jericho Declaration We all build our walls. But one day, we have to take the courage to break them down.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Don’t Sacrifice Your Ideals for Any Living Creature!

Anyone who truly loves you will let you keep your integrity. Anyone who tries to keep you from your highest of values is not acting out of love, but out of some much lower, baser, ignobler motive. If your values…

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Posted in General Interest Top Stories

How to Defrost Your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time

How to Defrost your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time Since winter is edging closer and closer, keep in mind that there will be a lot of chill in the atmosphere. This chill will likely generate a lot of…

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Posted in General Interest

A Guide on How to Give Your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life

A guide on how to give your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life The next time you fancy to buy new cabinets, it is wise to take a closer look at your old one.

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Posted in General Interest

Your Sure-Fire Guide to Creating a Profitable YouTube Channel

We are all aware of the powerful impact that YouTube has had upon our society.  However, some facts and figures will undoubtedly reinforce this observation.  Did you know that there are currently more than 1.3 billion registered YouTube users around…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…

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Posted in Politics Television

Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows

Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…

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