Month: January 2019
Glossy News Has Some Other Amazing Projects! Here are Just a Few!
Dear friends and fans of Glossy News: Yesterday we reminded you about our exciting Facebook page and Patreon: please do generously support our amazing writers! But today, we’d like to tell you about some other amazing things! First of all,…
Saruman Was Actually the REAL Hero of the Lord of the Rings: & Here’s Why!
Everybody seems to think Saruman is a real bad guy… But why? It’s time to finally challenge the mainstream narratives. But first of all, we need to look at what the extremists and fanatics on BOTH sides are saying about…
Never Give Up!
The Jericho Declaration We all build our walls. But one day, we have to take the courage to break them down.
Don’t Sacrifice Your Ideals for Any Living Creature!
Anyone who truly loves you will let you keep your integrity. Anyone who tries to keep you from your highest of values is not acting out of love, but out of some much lower, baser, ignobler motive. If your values…
How to Defrost Your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time
How to Defrost your Windscreen in a Short Period of Time Since winter is edging closer and closer, keep in mind that there will be a lot of chill in the atmosphere. This chill will likely generate a lot of…
A Guide on How to Give Your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life
A guide on how to give your Old Furniture a New Lease of Life The next time you fancy to buy new cabinets, it is wise to take a closer look at your old one.
Your Sure-Fire Guide to Creating a Profitable YouTube Channel
We are all aware of the powerful impact that YouTube has had upon our society. However, some facts and figures will undoubtedly reinforce this observation. Did you know that there are currently more than 1.3 billion registered YouTube users around…
Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!
Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…
Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows
Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly…
Cake Monster and His Creamy Lips
Leaders of the planet: Eaters of Golden Filigree accented treats. (They ask) “Who the hell needs to eat? We could all stand to lose… a couple L Bs.” With the butternut creme