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Glossy News Exclusive: Sean Hannity’s Secret… That Everybody Already Knows

Washington, DC- For most Americans, Sean Hannity is known as a fiery conservative mouth piece who nightly uses his influence to stoke the fires of division, with the subtlety and nuance of a sloppy wet fart. But behind those pearly white capped teeth, that perfectly coiffed hair piece, and that ‘more square than square’ jaw line, Sean Hannity is hiding a terrible secret.

“His mouth smells like a butt hole,” Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace confided to me last week as we sipped Bloody Mary’s and nibbled on Gorgonzola cheese. “It’s why the bulk of his interviews take place via satellite. Most guests say yes to an in studio visit the first time they’re invited… But rarely do they say yes a second time.”

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The Gamification Of The Online Casino Industry

 The online casino game industry is an ever progressing industry that embarks its journey on technological development and improvement. Although the e-sport gaming and the casino gaming industries have been categorized as two separate entities, a lot of similarities still exist between both areas of gaming. Online casino gaming has had a lot of ramifications; its influences include the e-sport gaming industry where slot games on mobile as well on desktops have the same elements as e-sport games. Here are a few such things that have impacted the online casino industry. Read more The Gamification Of The Online Casino Industry

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Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal

My, my! How things change! Medical pot shops, the place to go for those who needed pain relief and for those pretenders who just needed relief from the pain of reality are now getting bitten by the dream they once had- that pot would be uninhibitedly legal. The state of Colorado was one of the first to legalize the bad assed weed for domestic use; and the medical pot outlets are crying over it. Read more Medical Pot Shops In Colorado Springs Having Hard Times Now That The Stuff Is Legal

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Somewhere In Colorado….

Sometimes skiing can seem like this. After learning the last two years on slopes in Colorado and Utah. They have green runs here that would be blacks in the Midwest! They have a green run at Beaver Creek Colorado called Sawbuck whose purpose is to kill off the newbies so there is more room for the locals. It is so steep at times that it hurts your knees just at look down it! Read more Somewhere In Colorado….

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