Year: 2018
Sexiest Youtube Channel Ever! Join the Runnymede Revolution. Subscribe Before I’m Finally Executed!
No, I haven’t got my kit off… Yet. Oh, however will you cope! But here are some pretty damn ‘bijiao sexual’ videos of mine on the Youtube! (If you don’t know what ‘bijiao sexual’ means, ask Captain Marriott! If you…
Florida Man Vs. Orange Julius Kiosk
(Part 1 of 3) Central, Fl- Central Police were forced to break out the riot gear, after violence erupted inside a suburban mall early Friday night. Wilmont Clemmons, 33, of Clear, Fl was booked on charges of Disturbing the Peace,…
Tucker Carlson Declares War Against Color… Specifically Blue
Washington, DC- Viewers of Fox News Networks Tucker Carlson Tonight have grown accustomed to the prime time host’s fiery brand of socially driven commentary, since his show replaced the popular O’Reilly Factor earlier this year. Carlson proved to the world…
My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)
Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver! Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant;…
Fools’ God: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler
[The homeless old man, Rashad the Cackler is back with another rant. Enjoy as he spills his guts to passersby on a big city, American street corner.] Laugh at the homeless wreck of a man who stands before you! Wrinkle…
Tupac Parody! California Liberal (An Ode to White Liberal Guilt)
The White Liberal Community have now released a rap in order to try and justify their ridiculous ideology and attitude. Interestingly enough, most POC in the United States of America and worldwide have rejected the hypocritical, sactimonious virtue-signalling of this…
Jeff Flake May Return to Senate in 2020
Phoenix, AZ- Recently re-elected Arizona Governor, Doug Ducey (R-AZ), told members of the press on Friday that he would not rule out Jeff Flake (R-AZ) as a possible successor to current stand-in Senator, John Kyl (R-AZ), who took over the…
Revenge Of The Seth
Pre-Summer Bummer Clear, FL- “Authorities have no leads at this time, and the student body is obviously very disappointed,” Clear County Superintendent of Schools, Denise Tasker told reporters from the steps of James Marsden High School on Monday morning. “I…
The Living Death of Theresa May: How Long Can London’s Most Notorious Political Zombie Cling On?
George Osborne notoriously (some would say renownedly!) compared Theresa May to a ‘dead woman walking.’ But it’s worse. It’s far, far worse. People are even comparing her to Anthony Eden, often considered the worst PM in UK history; although Tony…
Trump Administration Unveils ‘Brand New’ Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Washington, DC- In what will surely go down as one of the most bizarre press conferences in recent memory; White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced both her plans to step down as the official mouth piece of the…