Month: January 2018
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy.
Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.”
Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out
As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…
Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start.
Most Infuriating Headlines of January 2018 Comin’ Atcha!
If you’re tired of fake news and fake real news as well, get a load of this stuff! Jeremy Corbyn: “Unregulated Corporations More Dangerous than ISIS” Zac Goldsmith: “Jeremy Corbyn More Dangerous than ISIS!”
“Bob Too?” Alicia Keys Denounces Bob Dylan’s ‘Creepy Harassment Agenda’
The latest musical scalp to fall to the recent sexual harassment witch-hunt is rugged smokey-voiced crooner Bob Dylan.
Four Free Satire Books from 20-24 January
My four ‘Gang of Sneers’ satire books are available free from 20-24 January on Amazon. Check ’em out!
It’s Official Now – The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
The votes are in and… Yes! The Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was.
Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury
Professor Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles of the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College has recently taken time out from the Gang of Sneers book series, in order to educate the benighted and unwashed masses on just how…
Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion…