Year: 2017
SJWs Embrace Diversity with their Customary Consistency
SJWs BE LIKE Diversity is not up for debate! ALL MEANS ALL! I’m 100% in favour of diversity, no exceptions! …
Poetry About, and Poetry By
Tomorrow, we’ve got a great treat for you! Stalwart Glossy News contributor rfreed has some Sarah Palin poems. Have you ever thought about writing in the persona of someone else? For satire, it’s one thing to write poems about someone….
Exclusive Tour Inside a B-17 Bomber
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those interested in military history will find this fascinating. Not many people reading will have found themselves behind the controls of a B-17 bomber. Perhaps a few have. Do you have any memories? Was it a museum…
Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives
Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
Boys Beware – Actual anti-LGBT propaganda from 1961
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian has done a good public service by digging up this downright creepy moral panic video from 1961. This video is wrong on so many levels: conflating “homosexuality” with underage sex, medicalizing same-sex attraction, unnecessary fearmongering… Ridiculous.
Tony Blair Book Dilemma
It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to. Should we put it in: The fiction section? No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit! True crime?
Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident
Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet. Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems!
Not Funny: Another Tasteless Joke About Syria (It Doesn’t Taste of Bitter Orange Though)
What’s the difference between moderate Syrian choppers and an impotent autocrat?
Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?
I mean, it was really, really ugly. There was abuse, rampant phobias, and a lot of really ugly situations. Luckily we can break it down in under 4-minutes, and with a vengeance. Please to enjoy and make your voice heard…