Year: 2017
Chapter 9: As a Child, Thou Shalt Speak Wisdom unto the Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)
The imam frowned as Jim gazed up at him innocently.
Wikileaks: “Devastating” Meteor to hit USA in 2023-2025
Despite many recent controversial public communications, Wikileaks have recently scored their greatest coup yet. They have discovered a state terrorism cover-up from hostile foreign states that NASA and US intel are steadfastly refusing to talk about.
Gallows Humor Flash Fiction: The Well-Meaning Good Burgher of Cologne
Last night my foster son came back and shat all over my carpet, raped my daughter, and set the house on fire. My wife was angry and told me to give him a hiding.
Minnesota Excited for a Winter Super Bowl LII
Fans have refused to let the deflate-gate scandal go, so much so that all anyone seems to care about these days is the expression Roger Goodell will wear when he gives Tom Brady and company the Vince Lombardi Trophy on Sunday,…
Chapter 8: Give me Liberty, or Give Me Slumber (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Sally Thatcher sat thumbing through the book she had strangely chanced upon.
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…
Volume II of Honest Adolph is Finally Out!
UPDATE (05 JAN 2020): The following is no longer up to date. Keep following Glossy News to find out more about the impending re-release of the novel. This time, all three volumes will be included in one.
Facebook CEO Apologizes for ‘Discriminatory’ Lack of Heterosexual Emojis
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has launched a grovelling apology for the lack of sexually diverse emojis on Facebook. Noticing the existence of a rainbow pride emoji, but not a boring straight-vanilla white flag one, the heterosexual community have begun lobbying…
Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER!