Month: July 2017
Volume II of Honest Adolph is Finally Out!
UPDATE (05 JAN 2020): The following is no longer up to date. Keep following Glossy News to find out more about the impending re-release of the novel. This time, all three volumes will be included in one.
Facebook CEO Apologizes for ‘Discriminatory’ Lack of Heterosexual Emojis
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has launched a grovelling apology for the lack of sexually diverse emojis on Facebook. Noticing the existence of a rainbow pride emoji, but not a boring straight-vanilla white flag one, the heterosexual community have begun lobbying…
Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER!
Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Alaska was cold at this time of year.
Live at the Apollo Wins ‘Worst UK Television Programme Award.’
T.V. stand up show ‘Live At The Apollo’ has picked up ‘The Worst UK TV Programme Award’ for 2017. The show’s producer Rick Earle thanked the TV audience in his acceptance speech: Ladies and gentleman, thank you so much for…
Honest Adolph Serial: Useful Update
UPDATE (JAN 5 2020): More coming soon on the re-release of this exciting speculative fiction novel about near future America! The following info is no longer pertinent.
G20 Anarchist Rioters Denounce Merkel’s ‘SS-Style Hooliganism’
The Hamburg G20 has been met with the usual riots and hooliganistic behavior from sexually-frustrated undergraduates and straight white upper-class Black Bloc pseudo-intellectuals. However, the recent reclaiming of the city by 15 000 police officers has led to serious criticisms….
David Blaine Trick Backfires on Live T.V.
Magician David Blaine has recently performed a new trick to a live T.V. audience; it has backfired disastrously!
Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska
Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!”