Month: October 2012
Obama Debate Prep To Include Joe Biden: Heckler
As President Obama prepares for Tuesday’s debate with failed former Gov. Mitt Romney, a new twist has been added to the normal procedure. Vice-president Joe Biden will fill-in as his opponent for the practice sessions, laughing and heckling incessantly. President…
Extreme Yoga Takes Downward Dog Turn
Health advisers are warning people of the dangers of the extreme yoga craze that is sweeping the nation. An extreme form of yoga has been developed among a group of hardcore practitioners, in the underground yoga dens of New York,…
Triple Negative Grocer Doesn’t Not Have No Bananas Today
Jerome Heywood, a green grocer working in Poughkeepiee, New York, has two conundra on his hands. First is the quantity of bananas he has available, but second and more importantly, is conveying this number to his befuddled customers. “It’s not…
Suicide Bomber Gets Inspiration From Honey Boo Boo
TAIZZ, YEMEN- A suicide bomber was inspired to carry out acts of in excusable violence after the TLC affiliate in Yemen carried an episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Il-Sha’if Musaad is a 27 year old engineering grad student…
Red Bull Skydiving Stunt Ends In Tragedy
Today over the desert of New Mexico, a stunt sponsored by the Red Bull energy drink company ended in tragedy. The attempt to set the highest skydive by a human went terribly wrong when skydiver Felix Baumgartner mistakenly launched his…
The ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ Tells Why He Won’t Debate
Coast of Paraguay – (SatireWorld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet!…
Romney Admits He “Doesn’t Actually Know” What an Apology Is
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney was stopped dead in his tracks on the campaign trail by a freelance writer from Teen Times who asked, “Governor Romney, do you actually know what an apology is?” The former governor looked stunned and stammered…
Leftist Conspiracy of Violence, Gangs, Drugs, and Poverty in the African American Communities?
The key point of this research is that, despite of Hollywood Hypes such as “Scar Face”, 99.9% of people in a gang will have a salary of $3.30/hour, will have to live with their mothers, and have a 1-in-4 chance of being killed. If you can get this one point across to the young minds of the at-risk population, they might as well as pursue a career at a fast food restaurant and be happier, safer, and richer.
The Tea Party Fat Lady in the Closet
I once viewed the Tea Party as the Paul Potts of politics, supported by ordinary people a bit rough around the edges, yet capable of great accomplishments. Potts, an unassuming man who sold mobile phones for a living, stood solo…
Mitt Romney Promises Unemployment to 11 Million Americans
Here’s the gist of it. Romney claims there are 23 million unemployed and swears that he will create only 12 million new jobs. That is fact. He literally promises that 11 million people will remain jobless under his administration. If…