Month: September 2012
Aung San Suu Kyi Defends Rohingya Muslims
Asked whether the estimated 800,000 Rohingyas in Myanmar are considered Myanmar nationals, Nobel Peace laureate and parliamentary candidate Aung San Suu Kyi replied, “I do not know. We have to be very clear about what the laws of citizenship are…
Mitt Romney Vows to Eliminate “The Poverty”
GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced today that when he is elected he will eliminate poverty by systematically eliminating poor people. “Poor and under-insured elderly people put a tremendous strain on our county’s resources”, Romney stated at a campaign event….
Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention
CHARLOTTE, NC – In a shocking rampage that also left 37 people wounded, screen legend and Republican supporter, Clint Eastwood, killed 14 people at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday. Just one week after an infamous speech at the RNC in…
Common Spastic Condition Receives a New Name
From today, nobody will ever again suffer from the annoying and temporary condition known as the hiccups, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO). That is because they have suddenly decided to name them after their cause rather than the…
Romney Devours ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ In Effort to Win Over Female Voters
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a new and controversial campaign strategy designed to appeal to female voters, Republican nominee Mitt Romney began reading the wildly popular erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Rich Cromwell, a Romney campaign advisor, suggested that while…
Men Hurt By Manly Media Portrayal
A recent survey has shown that men are becoming increasingly annoyed by the way they are being portrayed by the mainstream media. The survey, carried out by the campaign group ‘Men Are Women Too,’ asked over 1,000 participating males how…
The Naked Congressman (Please Won’t You?) Cover-Up
For more than a year, first-term Congressional Representative Kevin Yoder (Republican from Kansas) managed to conceal the fact that he went skinny-dipping in front of twenty other members of Congress, their staff and families, during a trip to Israel. The…
Sean Hannity Accuses Democratic National Convention of Liberal Bias
NEW YORK, NY – As the Democratic National Convention continued in Charlotte Thursday, Fox News presenter and political commentator Sean Hannity accused members of the Democratic Party of displaying liberal bias in the vast majority of its speeches, policies and…
Israeli MK Aryeh Eldad: We’re Willing to Share al-Aqsa
On the heels of the announcement that Israeli Knesset Member Aryeh Eldad had introduced a bill to exclude Muslims from the al-Aqsa Mosque on certain days, I caught up with him as he was testing the latrines of the new…
Formicophilia on the Rise as a Rush of Immigrants Flood the UK
London – (SatireWorld.com) Moogoto Obottu says he doesn’t miss Uganda any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Obuttu gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his…