Month: August 2012
Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze
With the Olympics winding down, we have one last picture we need to really get out there. And this one is a Caption Contest. Post your headline or caption for this story below and we’ll see who posts the best…
Harry Reid Puts Up, So Shut Up
One of my main complaints in recent years with regard to the Democrats is their Senate Majority Leader. As I said in a posting a couple of years ago, any political party with a befuddled old Andy Gump like Harry…
Think You Know Canada, eh? 7 Northern Neighbor Myths
The United States shares a border with its neighbor to the north, Canada, that’s 5,525 miles long – or if you happen to be Canadian, that’s 8,891 kilometers – not that anybody really uses kilometers, mind you. Did you know…
Mitt Romney Interview Accidentally Ruined by Candor
Recently I had a dream that one of my publications was big enough and safe enough that I could get an interview with Mitt Romney. The thought of someone having enough access and gravitas to actually ask a hard question…
Mother to be Sued for ‘Bowl’ Haircut
A mother of three is to be sued for damages after she gave her son what she thought to be a stylish haircut. Amanda Lane, 43, from Denver was performing her routine six-month haircuts on her three children when her…
Woman Guilty of Murdering Bohemian Rhapsody
INDIANAPOLIS – Following numerous eye witness testimonies, Indianapolis resident Joanne Benson has been found guilty of murdering the 1975 Queen hit, Bohemian Rhapsody, during a 6 minute ordeal inside a local bar. More than 20 people have come forward to…
South Sudan Applies for Name Change
JUBA – The UN has officially confirmed that it has received a name change request from the freshly governing government of the Republic of South Sudan. South Sudanese President Salva Kiir Mayardit has long expressed regret over what he views…
Nuclear Armed N. Korea ‘Posing Grave Threat to U.S. Hopes of Justifying War with Iran’
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – As President Obama carried out a diplomatic mission to South Korea Saturday, members of congress issued an ultimatum to North Korea over its prospective weapons program, and warned the international community that a nuclear armed North…
Americans Beg: Let Our Corporations Speak
God bless America. In January 2010, the Supreme Court of the United States finally brought justice to a long oppressed minority: Citigroup – and the other Fortune 500 companies which have for too long been ignored in our Democracy. I…
My Newly Invented Video Game- ‘Even Angrier Birds’
In this version vultures no longer wait for their meal to die.