“The pain, Thweet Jethuth the pain,” yelled Cloris Zucker as the dentist poked around in her mouth trying to find the source of her discomfort. He started out innocently enough, beginning on the left side and working his way over to the right.
“This one?” asked the dentist?
“Noph,” replied Cloris.
“This’n?” He asked as he hit the next tooth with his little silver hammer.
“Noph,” she said. “Nob fat one.” Read more Local Woman Saves Planet by Allowing Satan to Dwell in Her Abscessed Tooth