Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Piers Morgan Determined to Fill Regis Philbin’s Vacancy

Piers Morgan recently took over the top spot on CNN when he replaced Larry King and the Larry King Live show with his own Piers Morgan Tonight. Following the entertainment route of Ryan Seacrest, he’s now setting his sites on…

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Posted in War Zone

New Donor Cards Provide Cheney Opt-out Option

Bending to demand from potential organ donors, the World Organ Donor Bank, which issues organ donor cards, has printed a box on their cards that allows donors to opt-out when it comes to donating a heart to Vice-President and war…

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Posted in Music Strange People

Ghost of Les Paul Haunts Pete Townsend of The Who

Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn’t the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars…

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Posted in Music Television

American Idol’s Simon Cowell Reams Famous American Idols

What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular American Idol show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would…

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Posted in Health Politics

Dick Cheney’s Heart Transplant Not Going Exactly As Expected

Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection-…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Tunisians Going About Their Revolution The Right Way

The revolution in Tunisia is one gone right. In an astonishingly short time a popular uprising in this small North African nation has brought thousands of disgruntled people out on the streets in such force that the dictatorial President Ben…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Rod Blagojevich Arrested Outside US Capitol Building for Attempting to Scalp Tickets to Tuesday’s State of the Union Address

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over New “Totally Unnocuous” Comment

Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “They can’t stop me. Still have my sights aimed at Presidency.”

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Television

Conservatives Protest Olbermann Departure

Isaac Newton once observed, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” The truth of that is seldom seen more clearly than in the rough and tumble of American politics. And so it was this week as Tea…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Rahm Emanuel Thrown Off Ballot For Chicago Mayor Due To ‘Non-Residency’

Next they are going to request to see his birth certificate……

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Posted in Politics

Steps to Remedy Sophomoric Behavior Expected at SOTU Address

Whoever came up with the term “date night” to describe the seating arrangements anticipated at the President’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday night has a good handle on just how juvenile the behavior of some of our lawmakers…

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Posted in Politics

Right Wingers Develop Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah Style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Keith Olbermann Signed to Exclusive 2-Yr Deal with Glossy News

The erstwhile MSNBC reporter agreed to our admittedly paltry terms after a termination of an undisclosed nature. He was drawn to Glossy News by our willingness to pay for premium coffee in the break room, as well as our near…

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Posted in Television

Palin’s Comeback Trail Begins in Nashville Booby Bar

Nashville, TN-After spending years exercising her First Amendment rights to encourage the murder of someone who wasn’t a “real American,” Sarah Palin’s media career has taken a turn for the worse after several real Americans were murdered by an anti-government…

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Posted in Society

World’s Richest Upset They’re Limited to 99.8% of Wealth

People who make up the richest 1% of the world’s population and who already own 98% of the world’s wealth were shocked to learn today that they could not have the last 2% of the wealth that belonged to the…

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Posted in Politics

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ; McCain Really Lacks a Clue

This week senator John McCain really threw down. No, not his teeth or dignity, those have both been forsaken since 2000. No this week he threw down with the crazy, and even for a die-hard republican, he ante’d up the…

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Posted in Crime Talky Pictures

Arizona Shooter Cast as Uncle Fester in Franchise Reboot

Although the criminal case against accused gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, is just beginning, one thing is for certain, he’s going to prison. And if the administrators over at the infamous Supermax facility in Fremont County, Colorado have anything to say…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over Comments Again

Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “Still have my sights aimed at Presdncy.”

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Posted in Entertainment Television

Marilyn Manson Costume Upsets ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ Viewers

A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season’s…

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Posted in Strange People

Jared Loughner Named Newest NRA Poster Boy

Jared Loughner has been chosen the poster boy of the year for the NRA–the Nutso Retard Association of America. The minute his mugshot hit the press, the top officials of the organization were unanimous in saying “That’s our boy! He’s…

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