Month: January 2011
Steps to Remedy Sophomoric Behavior Expected at SOTU Address
Whoever came up with the term “date night” to describe the seating arrangements anticipated at the President’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday night has a good handle on just how juvenile the behavior of some of our lawmakers…
Right Wingers Develop Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah Style
In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah…
Keith Olbermann Signed to Exclusive 2-Yr Deal with Glossy News
The erstwhile MSNBC reporter agreed to our admittedly paltry terms after a termination of an undisclosed nature. He was drawn to Glossy News by our willingness to pay for premium coffee in the break room, as well as our near…
Palin’s Comeback Trail Begins in Nashville Booby Bar
Nashville, TN-After spending years exercising her First Amendment rights to encourage the murder of someone who wasn’t a “real American,” Sarah Palin’s media career has taken a turn for the worse after several real Americans were murdered by an anti-government…
World’s Richest Upset They’re Limited to 99.8% of Wealth
People who make up the richest 1% of the world’s population and who already own 98% of the world’s wealth were shocked to learn today that they could not have the last 2% of the wealth that belonged to the…
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ; McCain Really Lacks a Clue
This week senator John McCain really threw down. No, not his teeth or dignity, those have both been forsaken since 2000. No this week he threw down with the crazy, and even for a die-hard republican, he ante’d up the…
Arizona Shooter Cast as Uncle Fester in Franchise Reboot
Although the criminal case against accused gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, is just beginning, one thing is for certain, he’s going to prison. And if the administrators over at the infamous Supermax facility in Fremont County, Colorado have anything to say…
Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over Comments Again
Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “Still have my sights aimed at Presdncy.”
Marilyn Manson Costume Upsets ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ Viewers
A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season’s…
Jared Loughner Named Newest NRA Poster Boy
Jared Loughner has been chosen the poster boy of the year for the NRA–the Nutso Retard Association of America. The minute his mugshot hit the press, the top officials of the organization were unanimous in saying “That’s our boy! He’s…