Category: Politics
My Private Workout with Obama
[The following is a 100% partially true story]. People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by…
Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation
On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border.
Trump Typos Due to Staff Killing Spell Check: “He Can’t Handle the Criticism!”
White House insiders have suggested that Trump’s many embarrassing typos are not the result of his stupidity or lack of access to technology, but because Maggie Jaakobson, an intern in her third week, was instructed to turn off the spell…
CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter
Dateline: ATLANTA—CNN has dramatically altered its strategy in covering the Donald Trump White House, having first milked Mr. Trump’s scandals for ratings in the 2016 campaign and then attempted to provide serious, fact-based analysis of the first two years of…
Random Thoughts (XII): Grand Wizards, Bent Wizards & Wacky Quotes!
Counter-Terrorism in Middle Earth If Mordor was the Political Islamist Dystopia, and Isengard was the equivocal ‘middle line Realpolitik’ kingdom of ‘moderate political Islamism’ and/or ‘post-Islamism,’ what would you do?
Open Letter to President Trump, From the Entertainment Industry
With all due respect to the outcome of the 2016 presidential campaign, to those who voted for Donald Trump, and to the policies and performance of the Trump administration…
Trump’s Most Harebrained Policy Suggestions Yet!
Straight outa Twitter! 1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!
10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!
#1 Spicy Takes! Hilarious press conferences are the Spicer of life! (Or at least they used to be). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Classic Flashbacks: Some of Brian’s Best Videos!
Ben Carson has some peculiar views… Airbnb are a controversial company. Some have even gone to far as to speak of “dubious, unregulated business practices.” You can decide for yourself. Either way, for the pun alone, this is one of…
The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to…