Bush Obama
Posted in Politics War Zone

Washington Limericks! (TRIGGER WARNING: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!)

There once was a loser called Bush Who told old Saddam to vamoosh He tanked the economy And made y’all some enemies And the terror threat went through the roof! ___ There once was a showman called Barry Who was…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Washington Limericks! (TRIGGER WARNING: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!)
Guns and bullets
Posted in Music War Zone

County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma

Back in the height of the Vietnam era a little ditty made it onto the airwaves that protested the undeclared war in a darkly humorous way. It was called “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ To Die Rag” by Country Joe…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma
Posted in Politics Top Stories War Zone

BIG OIL OVERJOYED! 10 American Air Force Pilots Hanged for Collateral Damage

CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are currently rejoicing, as a steady torrent of excitable news broadcasts jubilantly proclaim to us all that the long-enduring myth of a ‘lack of accountability’ for American foreign policy is finally dead and buried. How…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BIG OIL OVERJOYED! 10 American Air Force Pilots Hanged for Collateral Damage
Posted in War Zone World News

REGIME CHANGE! African ‘Coalition of the Willing’ Swears to Save Oppressed French, Restore Human Rights

Given the widespread oppression and state terror the ruthlessly violent and unaccountable Macron regime is weaponizing against the valiant freedom fighters of the Yellow Jackets (Gilets Jaunes), a courageous and deeply altruistic alliance of humanitarian interventionists from former French colonies…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! REGIME CHANGE! African ‘Coalition of the Willing’ Swears to Save Oppressed French, Restore Human Rights
Posted in War Zone

CIA Satanic Hymnbook Leak (XI): My Government, My Saviour

My Government, My Saviour, All I have belongs to you! All of your drones, soar o’er the bones, The children you have set on fire

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CIA Satanic Hymnbook Leak (XI): My Government, My Saviour
Posted in Politics War Zone

Trump Launches EXTRAORDINARY Expletive-Ridden John McCain Rant.

Universally admired (and hated) celebrity Twitter troll Donald J. Trump has just made an extraordinary online attack on known war hero and suspected warmonger John McCain (wait, did I get that one the right way round?!) Key Twitter highlights go…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Trump Launches EXTRAORDINARY Expletive-Ridden John McCain Rant.
Posted in Biz News Politics War Zone

Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation

On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation
Posted in War Zone

CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed

Guest post by Lisa Way. How do I love greed? Let me count the ways. I love greed to the depth and breadth and height My drones can reach, when I’m safe and out of sight.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed
Posted in War Zone

Army Forgets Weapons, Loses War

The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the Middle Eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons. “It happens,” said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. “We had them all ready to go, but then things…

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hell devil
Posted in Religionism War Zone

CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.

So far, the CIA Hymnbook has covered many famous hymns; including Sanctus and Bendictus. And speaking of well-beloved Latin hymns, we now have the ‘Agnus Dei’ or ‘Lamb of God.’ If you’ve recently been reading The Satanic Bible or Necronomicon,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.