Posted in Health Politics

BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP LEARNS CORONAVIRUS ABC’S!”

As everyone knows, President Trump fails to grasp the danger of the coronavirus pandemic because nobody has bothered to explain it to him in ways he’ll understand.

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Posted in Politics

Trumpisms 7.0: Another One for Luck!

184 Cause of the pandemic? Trump’s reign became toxic and his tweets went viral.

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!

In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…

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Washington
Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

FUTURE TRUMP TWEETS!

Libraries are a major place for the fake media to place their destructive materials. After all, the very word “Library” begins with “lie.” Something to think about. I am smarter and know more than all our Intelligence Agencies. That fact…

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Posted in Health Serious Commentary

The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!

Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…

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Presidents
Posted in Politics

Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election!

What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don’t have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don’t have to…

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Russia
Posted in Crime Politics

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians & the Price They Paid!

Robert Hanssen In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest of his life for selling U.S. classified documents to the Russians. His is considered to be one of the worst breaches of U.S. intelligence ever. Federal Bureau of Investigation….

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Posted in Politics World News

WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…

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Posted in Politics

Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo

Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….

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Posted in Religionism World News

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…

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