Tag: Trump
Trump Blames Fractious Biden Debate on Imminent MAD Comedy Podcast
The first head to head debate between the two US presidential candidates that took place tonight (29 September) was universally declared by political pundits and the media alike as a disaster for President Donald Trump. In a rare moment of…
PROUD BOYS – TERRORISTS FROM HELL OR PUSSILANIMOUS BUTTSQUEEZERS?
Who are the Proud Boys anyway? What’s with the smart pink satin dressing gowns they flaunt around the East Side glory holes linked to Melania the Pole? No, don’t say you don’t give a fuck! You do give a FLYING…
Trump Diverts Covid Cash to Fund Free Humvees for Ultra-Far Right Groups
The US economy has undoubtedly taken a massive hit due to the Covid 19 pandemic. Every tax dollar has to be especially wisely spent right now due to the crashing tax revenue caused by the virus. So, political pundits, the…
Trump Boasts Immunity to All Things Except Kryptonite
The President of the United States and leader of the free world, Donald Trump, today revealed to a stunned press pack that, after his tussle with the killer disease Covid 19 and his apparent vanquishing of the virus, he is…
Spin Doctored Quotes from Trump’s “McDreamy” and Other Doctors: Hippocratic or Hypocritical Oath?
By: Dr. Ken Hogarty Doctor Sean Conley, President Trump’s “Dr. McDreamy” physician, seemed to be spinning for his boss, characterizing the clinically obese POTUS as “slightly overweight” in a Walter Reed briefing. We think of Doctors as truth tellers, but…
Supreme Court Judge
10am, Albuquerque: In a move likely to lead to mass shootings within the US Postal service, a record 743 million Americans have already mailed in their ballots ahead of the November presidential election. “743 million is an odd number, so it’s obviously all…
Title: Bye, bye, Ruthie, bye, bye! A Loving Tribute to RBG!
Title: Bye, bye, Ruthie, bye, bye! A Loving Tribute to RBG! By Mark Wilt mlookw@hotmail.com I turned on the TV to watch the final shindig for that Judge Ginsburg woman. She did a lot for women and girls, I guess. Nobody…
Trump Reassures America of His Admiration of the Armed Forces by Starting a War with Iran
WASHINGTON, DC– Today, President Trump announced that he would declare war on the Islamic Republic of Iran in an effort to prove his dedication to and reverence of the US military, following accusations that he repeatedly maligning dead soldiers. Under…
Will the result of the presidential election bring greater stability to the US?
It’s been a bit of a topsy-turvy time for US politics in recent months. Even before the coronavirus pandemic sent shockwaves around the world and created hysteria in politics, the US were dealing with the bitter impeachment charges which had…
Confession: If Trump Were Catholic
“Bless me, Father, . . . ” “Yes, my son? Remember the words? ‘For I have sinned.’” “Sorry you’ve sinned too, but, frankly, even our buddy on St. Pete’s throne needs to get great again. Infallible? C’mon! Sometimes I think he’s a…