Russia
Posted in Crime Politics

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians & the Price They Paid!

Robert Hanssen In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest of his life for selling U.S. classified documents to the Russians. His is considered to be one of the worst breaches of U.S. intelligence ever. Federal Bureau of Investigation….

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Posted in Politics World News

WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?不不不不不不不

Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…

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Posted in Politics

Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo

Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….

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Posted in Religionism World News

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

Tyrant Rising… Trump Primes Little Red Button on America’s Minorities!

There is a common tendency to misguidedly give Trump the benefit of the doubt on gender and sexual minorities (GSM), as some people think he is simply going to curb the worst excesses of minority activism (like giving 5 year…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Russian Collusion 2.0

President Trump just cannot help himself. Every time he gets into trouble, he turns to Putin. How many times can a President look to a foreign adversary to help with an election. 1 + 1 = 2 everytime.

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2020
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Articles of the Year: Which Satire Stories Got the Most Clicks????

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Mafia don
Posted in Top Stories

The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building

A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of.

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Trump Renames Pardoned Turkeys “High Crimes & Misdemeanors”

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump participated in the annual turkey pardon on Tuesday afternoon in the White House Rose Garden. Justice was served alongside stuffing and cranberry sauce, as Trump made his official decision. For the second…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?

During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…

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