Tag: satire
Beggar Arrested For Attempted Choosing
A homeless man was taken into police custody yesterday following an appalling attempt at choosing an item off of the menu in a nearby restaurant. According to police reports, a wealthy man had offered to buy the homeless man (a…
Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!
Scandal-plagued Brexit hardliner Boris Johnson has recently distanced himself from the even more scandal-plagued Theresa May, with a spiffing jape about how to really chuck Chequers.
New Glossy News Author Tutorial (Updated for 2018!)
New Writer Tutorial and Self-Publishing Guidelines…
Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!
Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison. Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted…
The Great American Novel Has Finally Been Written! Which of Trump’s New Books Is It?
Getting ready for the day he leaves office, (which might not be far away), President-Select Trump has a whole host of ghost-written books all ready for publication to make sure he stays in the public spotlight long after the Oval…
Future NRA Investment Projects In Keeping With Their Violent Tradition
The NRA, reeling after the public notice of their being cash strapped as of late, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. Since their specialized focus of interest are items of destruction it only follows that…
HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…
Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce
Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials… By joining the fight against Jew hatred. Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to…
Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!
Cometh the hour, cometh the man! Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban! Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming… Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running! No more bent bananas and made up oppressions No more censorship…
Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)
Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.” Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would…