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Posted in Religionism World News

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…

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Trumpocalypse… NOW?! Some of the Best Trump Cult Stories

Enjoy… Kind of. Let me know if we need to do another one of these! Not an exhaustive list by any means. 😉 Cartoonist Upchuck with a timely, timeless allegory! Well, somebody just to had to stick their neck out…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!

ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…

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Posted in Politics

Trumpisms 2.0: Can We Bear Another 4 Years???

ED: Guess who’s back… again! Did you enjoy the first instalment? Here’s Richard Selzer with some more! 51 Trump has single-handedly taken us from the Bronze Age to the Age of Irony.

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Posted in Top Stories War Zone

Iran to US: “Thanks for the New Drone Tech!”

Washington, DC- On Thursday evening, moments before he was to order an air strike against Iran, President Donald Trump received a letter of thanks from the President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani, for sharing the latest in American drone technology, after…

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Trump’s Government Shutdown: EXCLUSIVE Glossy News Expose of Previously Unknown Discussions!

Washington, DC- Previously censored footage has thrown some light on the recent shutdown decision, and on the deliberations made beforehand.  First, the White House announced that President Donald Trump was unhappy about the latest Continued Resolution (CR), passed by Congress…

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