ED: Guess who’s back… again!
Did you enjoy the first instalment?
Here’s Richard Selzer with some more!
Trump has single-handedly taken us
from the Bronze Age
to the Age of Irony.
The Indecent of Man or
Trump and the Theory of Devolution
Impeachment polls are confusing,
interpretation depending on the viewer.
Once again, with a self-incriminating
slip of the tongue
Trump fell on his word.
When Trump ceremoniously approaches the podium
the dumb-roll begins.
What is Trump’s favorite meal?
Tweet and potatoes.
When Trump is finally impeached and jailed
his loyal base will chant:
Republicans are closing ranks.
The stench in the White House is very rank.
They should issue gas masks,
and hold close-out sales on political influence.
Trump’s expected response when Putin invades Estonia —
“Kudos for creativity.
That was a fresh mode of aggression.”
Trump is a grammatical mistake —
he doesn’t agree with himself.
Trump’s Twitter novel
The Followship of the Felon,
It was too hard to keep track of 280 characters.
Rumor has it that the NY Times
is going to change its name
to acknowledge the curse we live under —
The Interesting Times.
Perhaps Rudy doesn’t work for Trump for free,
rather he pays Trump
for the right to call himself Trump’s lawyer.
It’s a licensing agreement
for the Trump brand of influence peddling.
a technological wonder —
a living breathing
I’m imagining a portrait of an old lady in a rocking chair,
with the caption —
Impeachment is all about chump change —
Changing the chump in the White House.
Trump’s legacy —
A plaque on his chair that reads:
The Dumb Ass.
How does Trump pay bribes?
With seafood.That’s squid pro quo.
Why did Trump hire Harry Potter?
Because he’s a pro at quidditch
Trump just married the Ukraine.
Congratulate the happy
bribe and groom.
Trump’s favorite novel,
the international best seller —
The Bribe Price.