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Barr’s Secret Police Identified as Unemployed Walmart Security Guards
Washington DC (WAPO) Dismayed by the May jobs report and the unabated protests outside the White House, Administration Spokesperson, Kay (I need to get…) leighed MagaNinny announced yesterday that Attorney Generalissimo William Barf, Economic Guru Supremo Kevin Hassbeen and Walmart…
Trump Claims He is a Necromancer
Washington DC (AP) In a remarkable disclosure in the Rose Garden Friday, President Trump announced, “When I arose this morning, I discovered I had the spiritual gift of being able to communicate with the dead. In fact, it was George…
Trump Is Deluded About Coronavirus!
You guys probably wonder – how long will this plague last? Well, apparently, very long. But according to President Trump at least the quarantine will be over!
GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!
Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day
Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!
History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…
PLAY IT BACKWARDS, DAMMIT! Fans Find HORRIFYING Satanic Messages in Paula White’s Prayers!
Part time heavily closeted Satanist and full time not so closeted Satanic loon Paula White-CAIN has recently addressed the Prosperity Gospel Annual Convention at Gilman Hot Springs, California. Offering up prayers to the self-appointed King of Kings and Lord of…
Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!
Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…
Trumpocalypse… NOW?! Some of the Best Trump Cult Stories
Enjoy… Kind of. Let me know if we need to do another one of these! Not an exhaustive list by any means. 😉 Cartoonist Upchuck with a timely, timeless allegory! Well, somebody just to had to stick their neck out…
GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!
ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…
Trumpisms 2.0: Can We Bear Another 4 Years???
ED: Guess who’s back… again! Did you enjoy the first instalment? Here’s Richard Selzer with some more! 51 Trump has single-handedly taken us from the Bronze Age to the Age of Irony.