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Islam & the Mystery of the “True” Liberal (Guest Post from Khwaja Khusro Tariq)
Meet “Moderate” Muslim and “True” Liberal… Or MM & TL, for short!
U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News
WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.
Nasty Politician Memes
War in Yemen, William Hague, Dick Cheney, Samantha Power, Obama… Gotta love these guys!
Trump Shakes Things Up with Bold Cabinet Appointments
Donald Trump has wasted no time putting his signature on his new administration. In what some critics are calling a scarily bad case of Opposite Day, President-Elect Trump so far has chosen an Education Secretary who has never held any…
Who Needs Real News When Fake News Is Way More Fun (It never stopped Fox News or Donald Trump)
Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here! Suddenly fake news stories are the In Thing and do we have ’em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going- fake news stories! Amaze…
When Donald Met Nigel (A Comic Dialogue in Two Annoying Parts)
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome Appleseed Ike, of Satirical Industrial Complex! This is Ike’s first piece for Glossy News. *** When you hear about a meeting between Donald and Nigel you’d stereotypically picture two ageing, dogmatic men. What happens is far worse…
A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best
In a bow to our supposed new President I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he does best in order to express myself properly to those who elected him. This letter, this message, this fatal…
Presidents & First Ladies: USA Before and After
Here’s a quick guide to how the First Family has changed… between the Obamas and the Trumps!
Have You Ever Thought About Joining ISIS?
NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: We rarely republish pieces at Glossy News, even though the ‘Glossy News Classics’ occasional series will feature some great work from our back catalogue. But this recent piece was so hilarious, we are publishing it again!…
What the Presidential Candidates Are Doing—Right This Moment
With the Election mercifully only hours away, the three major candidates (and one cameo candidate) are done putting the final touches on their respective Frankenstein campaigns. Using an unholy combination of satanic ritual coupled with classified NSA technology that hasn’t…