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Obama Administration Stunned by State Department Secession
Washington – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declared today the State Department‘s independence from the Obama Administration. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs reported that President Obama reacted very coolly to the news. “His only comment,” Gibbs said, was, “Let’s all be…
Secret Obama Health Strategy Leaked
Washington Post Associate Editor Bob Woodward revealed today that a high-level White House source has provided him with transcripts of Obama War Room strategy sessions.
Al Qaeda Split Over Obama Overtures
A source in al Qaeda’s inner circle tells Al Jazeera that hardliners oppose Osama bin Laden’s decision to alter the organization’s tactics in response to President Barack Obama’s overtures to the Muslim world.
US Fathers Pledge to Model Obama: Promise Kids Puppy If Elected President
Taking up the difficult charge requested of the nation’s newest president, fathers around the country have stepped up to make difficult choices and keep hope alive in the next generation. Many are doing this by emulating the exact behavior of…
Three Reasons Obama Will Not Be Assassinated
With President Elect Obama within days of inauguration as the first black president of these United States, and tensions still running extremely high from the divisive campaigns run by all of the serious GOP contenders, there is very real talk,…
OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers
Semper Fi! A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct reflection of leadership at Camp…
Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again
• Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? • It’s fake news YOU can live without me. • YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. • Forever looking for the right woman,…
Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin Is Running for Congress (“Ya betcha I’ll win,” ex-Alaska governor says as she lays out her platform)
Hiya Folks!–Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin comin’ at ya from my hometown of Wasilla in the great state of Alaska. Case ya’all didn’t hear, I’m runnin’ for the U.S. Congress to wipe out those Libs and Commies ruinin’ our country. And I…
ZANY UPSIDEDOWN WORLD of Margorie Taylor Greene
MTG here! MTG. You want me to spell it out for ya? Has the DEEP STATE shredded your brains? You BETTER know who I am! Oh, c’mon! I worked so long and hard for you and all the Don’t FUCK…
2050’s Online Pub Trivia Night: Trivia Questions about 2020 America
2050 promises to be a great year as we celebrate from here at what has recently become our coastal pub with another crowd-pleasing Trivia Night. 2050’s New Year’s questions will look back on a very different year, 2020: — Back…