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Bush Accepted As Official Court Jester By Obama’s Cabinet
George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened his mouth. “I am pleased as punch…
President Obama Stars In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’
President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He was at an end. The difficulties…
Barack Obama Admits Hunting Bigfoot, “Grazing” Him
CHICAGO, Ill. (Glossy News) — Career urbanite and now President, Barack Obama, spoke before a group of hunters and outdoors-men in Boise, Idaho, in an attempt to solidify support from the over 225 million Americans who own firearms and of…
Obama’s Sainthood Measure Stalls at The Vatican
Vatican City (GlossyNews.com) – Monsignor Alda Frattelli has responded to tabloid claims that the proposed Sainthood for American president, Barack Obama, has been tabled for now and his Holiness will review it in about ten or twenty years. “Yes, that…
Obama Suffers Criticism After Bowing to the Burger King
President Barack Obama found himself in a predicament after TV cameras caught him paying homage by bowing to, of all people….the Burger King mascot! (Image courtesy of the ever-clever Glenn McCoy.) After several on-camera bows to the Emperor of Japan,…
Obama Expresses Concerns Over CERN Collider Making Black Ho’s
Science, especially sub-particle acceleration, is not one of President Obama’s strong points, and coupled with a familiar slang term often used on inner city streets, it wasn’t long before a public speaking engagement would go wrong and embarrass the Administration….
Michelle Obama Wins Big Ass Award
HOLLYWOODLAND, California (GlossyNews) — Just a few weeks ago at the annual televised ‘Celebrity Judging Show,’ critics awarded President Barack Hussein Obama’s wife, Michelle, the coveted ‘Really Big Ass of the Year’ award. Hundreds of Hollywood’s elite gathered at a…
Obama Will Leave Obama Administration Next Year
PINES RETREAT, Illinois(GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with norbert b. snortwhistle. In the latest high profile defection from the Obama administration, President Obama announced he will leave the administration early next year to return to community organizing and perhaps…
Obama’s Corndog Fiasco Equals Woe for Midwest Democrats
Hogs Butte, IA (GlossyNews) — On the campaign trail with Norbert B. Snortwhistle. In a giant miscue that could cost Democrats even more Congressional seats this November, President Obama revealed he is “no big fan” of corn dogs, a favored…
FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast
In perhaps their greatest show of partisan hackery, the pundit collective of FOX News this morning went on offensive against President Obama for his failure to use military force in stopping the radical Christian church in Florida from burning sacred…