HOLLYWOODLAND, California (GlossyNews) — Just a few weeks ago at the annual televised ‘Celebrity Judging Show,’ critics awarded President Barack Hussein Obama’s wife, Michelle, the coveted ‘Really Big Ass of the Year’ award.
Hundreds of Hollywood’s elite gathered at a star-studded ceremony held in Grauman’s Chinese Theater as a team of judges from the prestigious IPT Center announced their favorite picks in 23 different categories.
Obama beat out a strong field of nominees including, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Moore, and last year’s winner, Hillary Clinton. But this week that mighty Ass-et just might be a big liability.
Clamitous P. Aldrich, the town attorney for Hog Jaw, Arkansas has filed a class-action lawsuit claiming severe crop damage to Hog Jaw’s corn crop due to a recent visit by Michelle Obama to neighboring Missouri where Michelle spent some time in Branson on vacation. Recent bad press about her multi-million dollar vacation in Majorca, Spain during recessionary hard times prompted the First Lady to choose a more American spot to rest her buns.
In the lawsuit the town claims that significant amounts of sunlight were blocked by Obama’s very large ass as she sunbathed on Lake Branson’s beaches during a recent 7 day period.
According to a spokesperson for the First Lady, “Mrs. Obama was recently criticized in the press over an extravagant trip to Spain, and the First Lady thought spending some time with the ‘little people’ would show her solidarity with the working class who revere places like Branson, Missouri. Today, Mrs. Obama is shocked by the lawsuit.”
The lawsuit seeks a monetary compensation to farmers and harvesters who have suffered an economic hardship.