In perhaps their greatest show of partisan hackery, the pundit collective of FOX News this morning went on offensive against President Obama for his failure to use military force in stopping the radical Christian church in Florida from burning sacred texts. While doing so would be a gross encroachment on civil rights, a massive overstep of presidential authority, and a move sure to be damned by either side of the political spectrum, FOX News chocked it up to a victory.
“Oh, we knew he couldn’t get out of this one,” said Dave “please don’t use my last name” Bishop, of FOX News programming. “If he stepped in we’d have had him dead-to-rights on unconstitutional infringement, as well as a die-hard Muslim, but since he hasn’t, we’re ready to label him an anti-Muslim peace hating fucknick, and we already have a whole special ready to run about it.”
Official FOX News reps were unavailable for comment, as they typically are when the real story fails to meet their pre-conceived narrative.
This sounds about like the way FOX News operates.
Strangely I was just about to write an article about that very thing.
Right. Damned if you do, damned if your black (damned if you’re a Democrat, damned if you don’t want the plutocrats to get massive tax cuts.)
So, basically, what you’re saying is Obama can’t win for losing with these guys? If that’s the case, he can pretty much write his own ticket from here on out.