Grassley Challenges McConnell to a Duel for Control of Senate
Washington, DC- On Friday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- SC) indicated that he would not hold a vote on a bipartisan criminal justice reform bill during the lame duck congressional session, and would instead focus his efforts on confirming…
MBS Claims Other Leaders Are ‘Racist Hypocrites’ As He Flees From G20 Summit
Buenos Aires, Argentina- Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) lashed out at world leaders, calling out Argentina and the US in particular, as he boarded a plane for Saudi Arabia at the conclusion of the G20 Summit on Sunday. MBS’…
It’s Time to Unbuild the Wall
The past few years have been utter torment. But in order to truly grow and gain inner freedom, courage, virtue, honour, dignity, beauty… We have to let the old life die. ‘The old Adam,’ as so many have called it….
Deluded May Goes Full Donald Trump on ‘Tremendous Brexit Deal!’
Confused controversialist and widely despised half-arsed “Brexit bod” (officially!) Theresa May has recently unleashed an utterly deluded rant about her ridiculous ‘deal’ with the EU… A simply spiffing world-ending negotiating triumph that is universally panned by Leave and Remain, Tories…
What Makes Malta Such a ‘Hot’ Holiday Destination?
At just 316 square kilometers, Malta is one of the smallest sovereignties in the world. But, as the saying goes, good things come in small packages and the size of the European country hasn’t stopped millions of tourists from falling…
Scarily Innovative! ‘Clean Coal’ & ‘Safe Lead’ Head US Panel at Next Week’s UN Climate Talks
Washington, DC- Acting EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler announced on Friday, the White House would hold a panel on clean technology during the annual U.N. climate talks in Poland next week. “We will be featuring a number of green technologies at…
Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump is to being President as:…
The Trump Legacy- An Endless Source Of Meme Material
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WTF?! Top 5 Brexit Conspiracy Theories: Which One Did YOU Fall For?! Click & Share!
What Brexit is, and What it Isn’t! Don’t be fooled by Project Fear. They are all pillars of the mainstream CENTRIST establishment. Brexit, or if you will, REAL Brexit, the one so many, many, untold millions have had in mind…
The Importance of Multicultural Literature
How Important Is Multicultural Literature for Kids? Multicultural Literature Teaches Children Diversity