The Faux Tan Man (Captain Orange Strikes Again)
Mr. Tan Man, lend me your ear Your type of thinking, I find very queer…. Who are the people who have run against John Beohner every two years since he entered Congress in 1990? I really must do a google…
Medvedev’s Russia a Business Basket Case
The once-proud and imperial Russian realm of the corrupt and inept Tsars has now turned into a “criminal state”, according to a top UK financial whiz and investor who until recently did business with the country’s leading criminals. Ghengis McTwatte…
A Visit to the Modern China in 2009 on its National Holiday
Today is Beginning of China’s National Holiday — 10 day vacation. There’s so much patriotism everywhere you go. Chinese Flag shops are being robbed (figuratively). A lot of people are very happy with China, its future, and its current leaders….
Mammoth Crap May Hold Key to Global Warming
Ever since Al Bore’s ‘A Convenient Pile of Bullshit’ movie won an Oscar for the best work of fiction in Hollycrud’s prestigious Academy Awards ‘Propaganda and Scaremongering’ category the eco-fascist AGW alarmist lobby has been searching for anything that might…
Turn on the Wong Street to See Historic Fire Lookout
If you’re ever in up-city Helena, Montana and think you might be lost, there’s a good chance you are, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t good things to see. By “up-city” I really mean “up-hill” and I know because even…
Lloyd’s of London Insures Adam Lambert’s Crotch for $1 Million
Los Angeles, CA – Lloyd’s of London (Lloyd’s), perhaps best known for its unusual insurance policies on various body parts of the rich and famous, including Tina Turner’s legs, Celine Dion’s vocal chords, and burlesque stripper, Tempest Storm’s breasts, has…
US First Lady Tops Google Porno’ Search
Google has issued a provisory apology to the White House regarding a controversial photograph of Michelle Obama – which certain prudish official and media sources – including the Rednecks Gazette, the KKK Monthly, the Jesus Crust Church of Latter Day…
Chinese Media Censorship VS. American Media Censorship
If you have lived in China for a while, you will notice that its media is heavy-handedly censored by the government. Media Censorship in China proves to be very annoying at times. Commercials during children’s programs do not advertise the…
Mandelson McScandalson’s (Pathetic Excuse for?) Last Stand
Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown is getting lambasted by demands to have a bit of a Cabinet reshuffle and make the current incumbernt Foreign Secretary, David Millipede, Chief Tea wallah while elevating Business Sec’ Lord Peter Scandalson to the vacated post in…
Adam Lambert Quells Concerns on Dubai Credit Crunch
Long having been regarded the financial heart of the Middle East, Dubai rocked world markets this week with announced uncertainty on servicing some $60 billion in debt. So today’s further information was heralded as calming news that will facilitate market…