Santorum Claims Name is Century-Old Boner
ON THE ROAD: IOWA —BobZaguy Rick Santorum is said to be making some amazing preparations to formally declare his candidacy for 2012. “I want to say publicly that I will make a major announcement regarding my plans for the GOPTea…
Dear Hostway: You are Terrible
Your service is lacking, your customer care is almost completely absent, and your attention to customers like me who have paid you ten-fold the cost of domain registration ($35 bucks a year, come on, get real!) I have only one…
European E-Coli: Will Children Ever Eat Greens Again?
BRUSSELS – GlossyNews.com– Veggie Exporters Without Borders is appealing for calm over an E. coli outbreak that has Europeans fearing for their lives. Now, even Russia, a country with few rules and regulations, has decided to slap a ban on…
Mystery of Fights at Barnes and Noble Solved
After several fights had broken out at a Barnes and Nobles, the store manager had this to say; “In retrospect, we probably shouldn’t have put the Philosophy section so close to the Bibles.”
Meghan Duam is Smrt
In a recent column in the LA Times, writer Meghan Daum explained to America that anytime President Obama stumbles over his words, it’s because of an “intellectual stammer.” Needless to say, doctors were amazed that they had missed this diagnosis…
Bloomberg and the Gay Vote Sitting in a Tree
New York City Mayor Bloomberg made God-fearing GOP senators quake in their extremely heterosexual boots this week when he came out in favor of gay marriage and said he would do everything he can to support a bill brought before…
Yes, Chinese People Really Do Eat Dogs and Cats
I have got to stop eating out at these back alley streets here in China. It’s summer; and it’s hot: and all the foods here in China are rotten! Did you know that Chinese people eat dogs too? Yeah, they…
Sarah Palin Flirts with Rare “Fire in Belly” Bug
FOX NEWS, NEW YORK CITY — GlossyNews.com Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, admitted to Greta van Susternen on her FoxNews show that she is suffering from the rare GOPTea political virus called “fire in belly”, or in beltway-speak: FIB.
Ancient Greek High School Unearthed
Athens, Greece – GlossyNews.com – Archaeologists digging in the Greek Peloponnese in the region of ancient Sparta have reported the amazing discovery of a virtually intact Spartan high school once attended by at least 100 students. The Spartans were the…