Halp Mee, Mi Branes Gott Suked Out
This is a dasparate kry fer help! Pleeze reed this and havve mercy on mee! The other dai I wuz vacuming my room. I puled the atachment off and held it up to my eer to sea if something kloged…
GOP Debate: You Went Black, Now Go Back (7 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans debated in New Hampshire. This recap is intended for those who tried to stay awake for the whole time, but couldn’t. It’s also OK…
The Texas Abortion Gauntlet: It’s Runny
With Texas Governor Rick Perry signing a new bill requiring women to see a sonogram of their unborn baby before undergoing an abortion, into law, the nature of the abortion debate has changed nationwide. The law in its current form…
GOP Debate in Review: Come for the Crazy, Stay for the Crazy (6 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy We’re now six-days in on our review of the recent GOP freak show debate. We’re covering seven of the leading Republican Partiers present at the debate in New Hampshire. This recap is intended for those…
Narco-Terrorism Tour for Fearless Gringos Announced
Nuevo Laredo, Mexico – GlossyNews.com – The Nuevo Laredo Tourist Department (NLTD) has announced its newest tourist attraction, the Narco-Terrorism Tour for Gringos, which is to be launched August 10 from Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. “This exciting adventure will appeal to…
GOP Debate Recap: Non-Candidates with Non-Answers (5 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Even if you haven’t been following our recent series, you may know that recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans masterfully debated in New Hampshire. Two hours is a long time…
Recent Poll Results Indicate 37% of Americans Would Not Vote for a Moron
Ever since Mitt Romney announced his bid for the GOP nomination for President in 2012, America has been embroiled in a controversy, i.e. whether a Moron could actually become President of the United States. And now, another Moron has launched…
GOPTea Spins Blame For Burning Southwestern States
WASHINGTON, DC —BobZaguy GOPTea Gov. Rick Perry of Texas has now officially been accused of causing problems by staging his “Rain Dance Prayer Services” in Texas. Weeks after the Perry Prayers were offered up in Texas, the Eastern and Northern…
Debate Recap: GOPTea Candidates Non-Debate the Non-Facts (4 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy All seven of the first round of Republicans met recently to spout extremist sentiments, presumably pandering to the fringes of the Tea Party, and we were lucky enough to witness the event first hand on…
Sexual Predator Accused of Heading International Monetary Fund
NEW YORK – Renowned French sexual predator Dominique Strauss-Kahn is in police custody today, charged with running a global loansharking scheme that forced impoverished nations to submit to humiliating and degrading terms as a condition of their borrowing. Authorities said…