Debate: GOPTea Tries to Pull 2012 from Thick and Thin Hair (3 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans debated in New Hampshire. Two hours is a long time to have to sit and watch, even with 3 beer breaks. So here’s a…
Ron Paul in Fight for GOP Nutjob Vote
Repeat offender presidential candidate Ron Paul now faces an unexpected threat, according to sources close to the campaign. There may be somebody in the race who is crazier than him. On electoral issues, veterans say ‘a year is a decade.’…
Debatable: Can the GOPTea Pull 2012 Out from the Back Side? (2 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy As you know, seven TeaPublicans debated in New Hampshire. While the debate was held in that state, there was no intent by any participant to play to that state — rather the play was pushed…
Obamacare to Include Mood Ring Mandate?
As the few remaining Tea Party freshmen and ‘Blue dog’ Democrats who are not embroiled in sex scandals stress their fiscal hawk credentials, some say it was inevitable that Obamacare would eventually feel the heat, and not just due to…
It’s Debatable: Can the GOPTea Pull 2012 Out of Their…es (1 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy By now you know that 7 GOPTea members debated in New Hampshire. While the debate was held in that state, there was no intent by any participant to play to that state — rather the…
TV Viewer Claims His Wife Invented Commercials
A TV viewer announced that his wife was responsible for the creation of TV advertisements. When asked how he came to such a conclusion, he had this to say; “Well it was just a matter of putting two and two…
Lady Gaga Mistaken for Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer
It was quite an embarrassing evening for Lady Gaga Saturday when fans approached her from behind and began shouting “Paul, Paul Shaffer, can I have your autograph?” Gaga has recently gone bald and while many love her no matter what…
Muscle Confusion Applies to the Brain as Well
Rep. Anthony Weiner decided to finally show off his results using P90X, the popular workout program that uses “muscle confusion” to go from regular to ripped in just 90 days. Following in the the footsteps of fellow congressman Christopher Lee,…
Gamers Storm White House In A Risky Move
The boardgame Risk was the subject of controversy after several hardcore gamers attempted to attack the White House. A statement from the leader of the group before the incident said: “All of us have played a lot of Risk. We’re…
It’s Not Easy Robbing Banks These Days
“God I hate banks,” said the young businessman who was taking his lunch hour to deposit his pay cheque while the company he had started with worked out the details of his direct depositing. “Why the hell do we have…