Obama Drones On About Using US Military Power in Libya
With France and England approving the use of attack helicopters, President Barack Obama rejected the idea but continued his commitment of using Predator Drone unmanned aircraft against forces loyal to Moammar Gadhafi. Obama continues to cite his decision to use…
Palin Getting Passed Around Like ‘Moonshine at a Hoedown’
Fur started to fly just hours after Michele Bachmann publicly announced that Sarah Palin would be her top choice for VP in the 2012 presidential elections. This announcement came on the heels of her expected announcement to officially seek the…
Republican Governors Not Abducted by Aliens after All
It was a scary 72 hours this past weekend when Republican governors Rick Perry of Texas and Bob McDonnell of Virginia suddenly went missing. Both were reported missing by their staff but were told by police that nothing could be…
Drug Testing Pre-requisite to Getting Welfare Checks?
A lot of people are upset over the recently passed law in Florida to drug test welfare recipients. The law requires applicants for welfare to pass a drug screening before they can start receiving benefits. The law caused an uproar…
10 Common Misconceptions about Buddhism and Hinduism and their Influences in the West
Hinduism 1. Hinduism is not Polytheism. It’s Henotheism, meaning each god is believed to be a window on the One or the All. 2. In Hinduism, “the physical realm doesn’t exist.” The supreme reality is known as Brahman. The same…
Sarah Palin Perfectly (Pant-)Suited for Supreme Court
News-Ruse hereby endorses former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin to fill the next vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court. We at News-Ruse know that Palin is not a lawyer but the Supreme Court already has lawyers. Look at…
Goofus and Gallant on Obamacare
Today, Goofus and Gallant tackle the tricky issue of healthcare in the United States. Is it right, left or just plain wrong? Many say it is, but to which is the real question, and the answer to that is also…
Park Rangers and Bears in Cahoots Against Denali Park Hikers
For those wishing to explore the back country of Denali National Park in Alaska, one of the requirements that park rangers insist upon is that avid hikers pack their food in a bear-proof container. Unfortunately, this small, barrel-shaped container also…
U.S. Senate to Open Boom-Boom Room for Gentleman Senators
In an effort to keep tabs on the rising number of misbehaving male Senators in Washington, the Senate Appropriations Committee has put aside $60,000 to revamp a vacant office in the Senate Building, turning it into a boom-boom room. The…
A Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Foods
There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing…