Posted in Entertainment Politics

Trumpisms 12.0

425 “Trump truth” is an oxymoron. Trump and truth are opposites. And Trump is a moron. That’s your lesson for today. 426 Trump isn’t responsible for anything. He is reprehensible for everything. 427 As a young boy, Trump suffered from…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Trumpisms 12.0
Posted in Entertainment Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

If Judge Amy Coney Barrett had been as Forthright as Judge Judy during Rubber-Stamped Hearing Q & A:

At the Senate hearing rubber stamping the Supreme Court nomination of Amy Coney Barrett, wouldn’t it have been wonderful if Judge Barrett, like Judge Judy, answered questions with no filters? So, here the unfiltered exchange we would have loved to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! If Judge Amy Coney Barrett had been as Forthright as Judge Judy during Rubber-Stamped Hearing Q & A:
Posted in Entertainment

IF the Rich and Famous Had to Make Tough Choices Like the Rest of Us: How They Would Spend Government Covid-19 Stimulus Checks

IF rich and famous Americans, not used to direct handouts from the government (though used to indirect benefits such as whopping tax write-offs) received stimulus checks of up to $1200 like 83% of us, what would they have spent this…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! IF the Rich and Famous Had to Make Tough Choices Like the Rest of Us: How They Would Spend Government Covid-19 Stimulus Checks
Tony Blair
Posted in Politics

Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris

Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris
American Freedom
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Weekend LONG READ! Third & Final Part of Honest Adolph: Tyranny Hits America…?!

Have you checked out my books on Amazon Kindle yet? Well, there’s another one being released in a few days! As if the chapter by chapter novel serial of an America on the slide to tyranny wasn’t enough, I also…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Weekend LONG READ! Third & Final Part of Honest Adolph: Tyranny Hits America…?!
Attorney General
Posted in Politics

OUTRAGE! WEIRDO Bill Barr Claims ‘America No Longer Part of Free World!’

Attorney General William Barr, after a recent fiery speech about the traditional natural law tradition vs recent human rights perspectives, has further shocked his detractors by committing the supreme blasphemy: denying America is the greatest country of the Free World,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! OUTRAGE! WEIRDO Bill Barr Claims ‘America No Longer Part of Free World!’
Calvary
Posted in Religionism World News

BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’

An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
American Freedom
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume I!

I hope some of you enjoyed my bizarre and quirky compilation, Chinese Box: to appear on Amazon some time in 2020! For the next three days, we’re going to have a loooooong read: Volumes 1 to 3 of Honest Adolph,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume I!
Tories
Posted in Politics World News

Boris Johnson SUPER GAFFE! “Neo-Nazi Terrorists are a Terrible Drain on Our Prison System”

Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Boris Johnson SUPER GAFFE! “Neo-Nazi Terrorists are a Terrible Drain on Our Prison System”
Platypus of Truth
Posted in Serious Commentary

Madness and Outness: A Warlock’s Brew of Bantz an’ Rantz!

A SNARKY MESSAGE TO ALL YOU RACE-OBSESSED WHITE SUPREMACIST NUTBALLS AND SNOWFLAKES OUT THERE😉 All these utterly unhinged white supremacists are spreading hysteria about the supposed threat of a ‘great replacement’ aka ‘white genocide.’ Well, they are being very silly!…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Madness and Outness: A Warlock’s Brew of Bantz an’ Rantz!