I was Hacked! ME! And I am Furious! Hot, Hot, HATE!
Someone spread messages under my Sacred Name soliciting money for a purported “neighbor kid” whose kidneys are crumbling. My real neighbor kid is a paranoid schizophrenic with bipolar overtones and a narcissistic bass line.
Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…
Effective Tips to Get Good Grades in College
College is both a difficult and pleasant experience for most students. On one side, professors give you bundles of assignments. On the other hand, your classmates and friends are always ready to throw parties. In this situation, maintaining good grades…
How Games Can Improve Your Memory in College
Are you one of those people that just love playing games? Have you ever come across people who try to discourage you from playing? Most people think that playing games is not beneficial in any way. In fact, some of…
Luvvies Actually vs The Shining: EPIC Hacked Off Hugh Grant Movie Mashup!
Well, talk about a nightmare before Xmas! And I’m not just talking about this guy. Or this one… Tim Burtonesque high-class supervillain and irritable nice guy thespian Hugh John Mungo Noseyparker De Pfeffel ‘Hacked Off Hughie’ Grant recently turned up…
4 things to know about CBD creams
CBD creams are rather different to most of the CBD products on the market. But interestingly, the hemp and cannabis-derived cannabinoid can be just as effective when applied to the skin, as when smoked, vaporized or eaten.
Not All Asylum Seekers Are For Real, As The Germans Learned The Hard Way
There are many coming to our shores and borders now claiming to be asylum seekers.
CHRISTMAS MAYHEM! Reminder About Our Advertising Policies ;)
We’ve had a lot of great comedy and satire from our amazing writers, so thanks so much for all your likes and shares! As for our dear advertising clients, I just wanted to let you know about our very special…
UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest
Obsessive marrow pickler and underrated one-man Arthur Steptoe tribute act Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn wants the entire UK (and world!) to know that he won, you lost, and you’d better bloody well suck it up, arite?!
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