The Paris Tragedies

The Paris Tragedies

06 January 2017 05:40 - by Appleseed Ike

Note from Wallace: This essay from Appleseed Ike appeared very early in the history of the Neocon Surveillance site, and the Peace Criminals Project more generally. These meditations are particularly poignant in light of further terrorist tragedies and atrocities in recent times, including Berlin. Thank you, Ike!

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U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News

U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News

06 January 2017 05:38 - by Dan Geddes

WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth. “As a Constitutional scholar, I can assure you that the Founding Fathers of our nation never intended the sacred First Amendment rights of freedom of speech […]

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4K Glossy News Podcast 071 (January 2017)

4K Glossy News Podcast 071 (January 2017)

05 January 2017 05:19 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new take on 2017. * Libsyn is terrible and takes advantage of small-time podcasters. * Didn’t get the Christmas special finished, but I will for 2017. It will be great, you’ll see. Just great music, great stuff all around. * Review of “It’s a Wonderful Life”. #notmypresident […]

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12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (2/2)

12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (2/2)

03 January 2017 05:05 - by Wallace Runnymede

Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights on Russian Hacking Allegations

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12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (1/2)   

12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (1/2)  

02 January 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Cameron, Blagojevich, & Clinton Crime Family to Forge New Career Pathways on ‘Celebrity Corruption Island.’ French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Vote for Marine Le Pen California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant Community North Korean Translation of Libertarian Classic ‘Atlas Shrugged’ is Really Rather More Revisionist than […]

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The Road Ahead. Glossy News on the Up: Let’s All be Part of the Journey (2/2)

The Road Ahead. Glossy News on the Up: Let’s All be Part of the Journey (2/2)

01 January 2017 05:59 - by Editorials and Announcements

So, here’s a selection of what we can offer readers and writers in 2017:   Substantially greater output…   While still maintaining good quality!   That’s not as hard as it sounds, although it does require substantial diligence and dedication. We have a great circle of writers: some new, some old. Some yet to come!

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The Road Ahead. Glossy News on the Up: Let’s All be Part of the Journey (1/2)

The Road Ahead. Glossy News on the Up: Let’s All be Part of the Journey (1/2)

01 January 2017 05:55 - by Editorials and Announcements

Glossy News was founded by online satire pioneer Brian K. White. Aside from writing many, many articles, and running various sites, Brian also has his own Glossy News 4K Podcast, On Youtube. But we have had so many great writers. I myself joined Glossy News a while back, and worked  my way up. I am […]

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Was 2016 Really as Bad as They Say?

Was 2016 Really as Bad as They Say?

01 January 2017 05:34 - by Dexter Sinistri

NOTE: Matt Strange has allowed Glossy News to reprint his thought-provoking piece on how ‘2016 sucks!’ isn’t quite the whole story… Thank you, Matt! Great work!

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You Say ‘Fuck 2016,’ 2016 Says ‘Fuck The Haters’

You Say ‘Fuck 2016,’ 2016 Says ‘Fuck The Haters’

31 December 2016 05:28 - by One Tongue Johnny

Does anyone else think the whole ‘Fuck you, 2016?’ thing has a bit of a class bias? I don’t think 2016 is objectively worse than other recent years.

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President Trump Confined to White House, Refusing to take Revolving Door

President Trump Confined to White House, Refusing to take Revolving Door

26 December 2016 09:15 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–After much legal wrangling, President-elect Donald Trump and his children, Ivanka, Eric and Donald Jr. divested themselves of their holdings in the Trump Organization and in Trump’s dozens of other companies so that they could carry out their duties as president and as top advisors without the taint of blatant conflicts of interest. […]

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Jonathan Mitchell: Reflections Before the Election

Jonathan Mitchell: Reflections Before the Election

26 December 2016 05:35 - by Jonathan Mitchell

NOTE FROM WALLACE: This note was penned by Jonathan Mitchell, prominent autism advocate, before the recent US election result. I think this piece is of good historical interest, as it captures some of the uncertainty and anxiety in the air at that time. *** The election is today and I’ve already cast my vote. I […]

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Some of Our Contributors have Youtube Channels

Some of Our Contributors have Youtube Channels

26 December 2016 05:14 - by Editorials and Announcements

Note from Wallace: These are just some of the Youtube channels of our contributors! Please feel free to comment below if you have more suggestions for funny of thought-provoking channels! We can make another article later on…

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Lots to Learn About Video Poker Slot Machines

Lots to Learn About Video Poker Slot Machines

25 December 2016 11:38 - by Dexter Sinistri

If уоu аrе playing video poker slot machines оr lооkіng tо play them, thеn соnѕіdеr Jokers Wild – іtѕ thе perfect introduction fоr novice players.

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American Hypocrisy Fuels Interdimensional Starship

American Hypocrisy Fuels Interdimensional Starship

25 December 2016 02:55 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WATERLOO–A team of scientists and engineers at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario has invented a technique for converting American leaders’ hypocrisy into fuel to power an interdimensional starship. Thorsten Dillydally, leader of the team of researchers, was led to his hypothesis after sitting through press coverage of the Russian hacking of the Democratic […]

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Christmas Carol Parody (Once in Royal David’s Tavern)

Christmas Carol Parody (Once in Royal David’s Tavern)

25 December 2016 05:12 - by Wallace Runnymede

Once in Royal David’s Tavern Sat a lonely family Mary, Joseph, and her baby All alone, on Christmas Day!   Joseph sighed and said to Mary It’s so dull, why don’t we have a beer? Mary scowled and wagged her finger There will be no drunkards here!

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The Acceptable Antisemitism of the Anti-Racist Community (ARCom)

The Acceptable Antisemitism of the Anti-Racist Community (ARCom)

23 December 2016 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

NOTE: An earlier version of this was drafted a few months ago, and never published. Still, it’s all worth thinking about anyway. The topic of acceptable antisemitism, a key form of acceptable racism, remains pertinent. *** Just look at the following link. I think the headline may be inappropriate and probably risks tapping into Alt-Right […]

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