Uncritical Pro AND Anti Immigration Stances? Sentiment, not Reality

Uncritical Pro AND Anti Immigration Stances? Sentiment, not Reality

09 July 2016 05:45 - by Wallace Runnymede

Just have a look at my comment below, for an article on the site of the publisher Verso Books: http://www.versobooks.com/blogs/2679-the-hegemonic-powers-of-the-eu-have-gone-one-step-too-far-on-governing-borders-and-the-right-to-move Immigration is nothing to do with the question of deserving or not deserving this or that. Immigration is an entitlement, a legal provision; to confuse entitlements with desert is to confound a legal category with […]

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Roll over Romney: Paypal Think ‘Professional Services are Merchandise?’

Roll over Romney: Paypal Think ‘Professional Services are Merchandise?’

08 July 2016 05:20 - by Wallace Runnymede

Yesterday Brian talked about his experiences with Paypal. I recently had wages (i.e. not a small article commission) delayed for weeks. I was unhappy to hear that they can even upgrade the delay to 180 days, if they want! (Fortunately, they didn’t. But that’s hardly the point!) I’ve been searching the internet, and it seems […]

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Even casual PayPal users vexed by PayPal’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad customer service

Even casual PayPal users vexed by PayPal’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad customer service

07 July 2016 05:57 - by Brian K. White

I’ve been a PayPal user for ages. If you mistake them for a bank, you do so at your peril, because they charge the highest fees, offer the lowest interest of all (zero, for the curious), and getting customer service is like trying to explain a card trick to Comcast over the phone. Did I […]

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30 Good Excuses for Tony Blair After Chilcot

30 Good Excuses for Tony Blair After Chilcot

06 July 2016 05:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

1. It was all John Major’s fault. 2. It was all Saddam Hussein’s fault. 3. Divine intervention (more or less the right kind).

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The Night Before Chilcot (A Poem for the Children)

The Night Before Chilcot (A Poem for the Children)

05 July 2016 02:27 - by Wallace Runnymede

Twas the night before Chilcot, when all through the nation The people were pondering the Iraq abomination Our hopes were all pinned to a gallows in London Our desire was that Chilcot would damn, with abundance!

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Blair/Corbyn Pre-Chilcot ‘Worthy Fluff’ War Bores Living Shite out of UK

Blair/Corbyn Pre-Chilcot ‘Worthy Fluff’ War Bores Living Shite out of UK

05 July 2016 06:07 - by Wallace Runnymede

Notable public figure and achingly dynamic charisma-dripper Anthony ‘Phony Tony’ Blair has recently take the time and effort to patiently educate his arrogant, bigoted, pleb scum enemies where they are going wrong… Why, I just have no idea why these stuck up, racist, nationalist, isolationist bigots worry about thousands or dead Iraqis when Tony Blair […]

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4K Glossy News Podcast 050 (7-4-16) – Fourth of July Edition

4K Glossy News Podcast 050 (7-4-16) – Fourth of July Edition

04 July 2016 03:05 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the Fourth of […]

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LeBron breaks the Cleveland curse

LeBron breaks the Cleveland curse

30 June 2016 01:57 - by Dexter Sinistri

Being a sports fan in Cleveland does not make for an easy life, considering the the rollercoaster of emotions the teams from the region have put their supporters through. The Cleveland Browns are renowned for their collapses in the 1980s in the two AFC Championship matches against the Denver Broncos, nicknamed ‘The Drive’ and ‘The […]

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Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter

Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter

29 June 2016 06:00 - by Tim Jones

[Author’s Note: Glossy News’ Tim Jones was granted an exclusive interview with Donald Trump. He asked the Republican presidential nominee how he could still be running neck and neck with Hillary Clinton despite his repeated instances of inflammatory rhetoric and offensive remarks.] Glossy News: Good afternoon, Mr. Trump. Thank you for agreeing to meet with […]

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The Remain & Leave Campaigns Have Been Vile. Let’s Move Forward & Get Down to Business

The Remain & Leave Campaigns Have Been Vile. Let’s Move Forward & Get Down to Business

28 June 2016 05:31 - by Wallace Runnymede

The referendum result has already been known for a while in the UK. The economy has taken a hit, for now. Both sides have behaved appallingly.

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4K Glossy News Podcast 049 (6-27-16)

4K Glossy News Podcast 049 (6-27-16)

27 June 2016 02:51 - by Brian K. White

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with so much more killer stuff from the show. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics covered in the the May 16th edition. * Deep Analytics: Why […]

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Breaking News: USA Votes to Leave North America

Breaking News: USA Votes to Leave North America

25 June 2016 04:52 - by Tim Jones

(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily by Donald Trump and his vocal supporters, citizens went to the polls yesterday, and in one of the closest margins […]

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Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)

Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)

25 June 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

So, is Red Ken actually trans-Jewish after all? Let’s see what me old China has to say. Eh! Tell yer what lad, that’s well nice! Eh! Ah think Ah could actually be a trans-Jewish meself, cos, yer know, know what Ah mean, me ‘as ad a nice WELL GOOD bagel the other day in the […]

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Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)

Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)

24 June 2016 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Good ol’ Red Ken recently lost his shit here at Glossy News over media accusations of antisemitism. He has also said ‘Technically lad, I might be a Jew meself, eh? Know what Ah mean, mate?!’

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Joshua plans to unify heavyweight division ahead of Breazeale fight

Joshua plans to unify heavyweight division ahead of Breazeale fight

23 June 2016 08:01 - by Dexter Sinistri

Ahead of his first title defence of his IBF heavyweight belt, Anthony Joshua has revealed plans to unify the heavyweight division, despite his relative inexperience in the sport. Never lacking in confidence, Joshua believes that he can reach far greater heights in the world of boxing, with the former Olympic gold medallist holding a perfect […]

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The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

22 June 2016 07:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Behind the distortions and exaggerations of both sides, one fact remains unshakable: Europe is not the EU. A ‘stay’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to remain in Europe. A ‘leave’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to leave Europe.

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