Crowd Accused of Lifting Mo Farah Over the Finish Line
An appeal has been made to the IOC to strip British runner Mo Farah of his gold medal as accusations of cheating sore higher than the elation of the athlete. Mo Farah became the first British athlete to win a…
GlossyNews.com is Looking for a Photoshop Guru
We need somebody to make clever, funny pictures for our stories. Are you good at Photoshop? Have you participated in contests at Worth1000 or Fark? Then we’re looking for you to help spice up our articles and make them brilliant….
Sources Reveal Mitt Romney’s Past Membership in Gangsta Rap Group
The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney’s past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate’s goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has reported that…
Mitt Ryan Picks Paul Romney for VP; and a Political Bromance Blossoms
In one of the most romantic scenes since Gosling kissed McAdams in the rain, former governor Mitt Romney of Massachusetts offered Congressman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin his hand in political matrimony. Not only did Governor Romney offer Ryan a place…
Cheetos Deadly? Widow Suggests ‘Yes’
A post-mortem has revealed that 55-year-old banker, George Wellford, from New York choked to death on a Cheeto. The results come after 3 days of debate as to whether it was in fact a Cheeto or, as his wife insisted,…
Point-Counterpoint: Thank You for Paul Ryan
Today we bring together our favorite resident moon-bat and wing-nut to talk up the latest in political news. This week it’s the selection of congressman Paul Ryan as the vice-presidential candidate under Mitt Romney, and for once, we may have…
Caption Contest: Going Hard for the Bronze
With the Olympics winding down, we have one last picture we need to really get out there. And this one is a Caption Contest. Post your headline or caption for this story below and we’ll see who posts the best…
Harry Reid Puts Up, So Shut Up
One of my main complaints in recent years with regard to the Democrats is their Senate Majority Leader. As I said in a posting a couple of years ago, any political party with a befuddled old Andy Gump like Harry…
Think You Know Canada, eh? 7 Northern Neighbor Myths
The United States shares a border with its neighbor to the north, Canada, that’s 5,525 miles long – or if you happen to be Canadian, that’s 8,891 kilometers – not that anybody really uses kilometers, mind you. Did you know…
Mitt Romney Interview Accidentally Ruined by Candor
Recently I had a dream that one of my publications was big enough and safe enough that I could get an interview with Mitt Romney. The thought of someone having enough access and gravitas to actually ask a hard question…