Mother to be Sued for ‘Bowl’ Haircut
A mother of three is to be sued for damages after she gave her son what she thought to be a stylish haircut. Amanda Lane, 43, from Denver was performing her routine six-month haircuts on her three children when her…
Woman Guilty of Murdering Bohemian Rhapsody
INDIANAPOLIS – Following numerous eye witness testimonies, Indianapolis resident Joanne Benson has been found guilty of murdering the 1975 Queen hit, Bohemian Rhapsody, during a 6 minute ordeal inside a local bar. More than 20 people have come forward to…
South Sudan Applies for Name Change
JUBA – The UN has officially confirmed that it has received a name change request from the freshly governing government of the Republic of South Sudan. South Sudanese President Salva Kiir Mayardit has long expressed regret over what he views…
Nuclear Armed N. Korea ‘Posing Grave Threat to U.S. Hopes of Justifying War with Iran’
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – As President Obama carried out a diplomatic mission to South Korea Saturday, members of congress issued an ultimatum to North Korea over its prospective weapons program, and warned the international community that a nuclear armed North…
Americans Beg: Let Our Corporations Speak
God bless America. In January 2010, the Supreme Court of the United States finally brought justice to a long oppressed minority: Citigroup – and the other Fortune 500 companies which have for too long been ignored in our Democracy. I…
My Newly Invented Video Game- ‘Even Angrier Birds’
In this version vultures no longer wait for their meal to die.
The Presidential Race 2012 – May The Richest Candidate Win
Obama Has Had It, Drops Out of the Race and Out of the Presidency
President Obama has shocked the nation when, at his monthly public address, he announced that he was quitting the Presidential race. Millions of voters across the nation were either shocked, angered or joyous at the incident. As you can probably…
Romney Proposes Leveraged Buyout of California
ORANGE COUNTY, CA: Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney flipped burgers on a grill at a fundraising luncheon for his campaign in Laguna Beach today, priced at fifty thousand dollars per French fry with burger prices going to the highest bidder over…
Romney Reaches out to Women Voters… From Behind
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY REACHES OUT TO WOMEN. Trailing President Obama by more than 16 points among potential women voters, Mitt Romney announced a new and dramatic three-point outreach strategy to increase his appeal to women. Noting recent research from…