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Trumpisms 6.0: Cos You Can’t Keep a Good Hater Down!
146 If Roberts rules for order, he could right the Schiff of state. 147 Britain has its Brexit. Now we need our Trumpxit. 148 Putin has finally confessed — mea culpa crime mea. Trump should too, as the metoo president….
Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!
Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…
GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0
114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….
Impeachment Defense Lawyer Jokes
EDITOR: The picture above shows that justice is blind. Not entirely sure what that means. Any ideas??? Why won’t white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming?A: They are the same skin color…B: They are both in the…
Tyrant Rising… Trump Primes Little Red Button on America’s Minorities!
There is a common tendency to misguidedly give Trump the benefit of the doubt on gender and sexual minorities (GSM), as some people think he is simply going to curb the worst excesses of minority activism (like giving 5 year…
National Weather Service Issues Rare Shitter Warning
Washington, DC- On Friday night, Louis W. Uccellini, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Assistant Administrator for Weather Services(NOAAA for WS), and Director of the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a rare warning on Shitter, predicting heavy Virtual Shit Storms for all social media platforms on Saturday.
Russian Collusion 2.0
President Trump just cannot help himself. Every time he gets into trouble, he turns to Putin. How many times can a President look to a foreign adversary to help with an election. 1 + 1 = 2 everytime.
BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…
LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume I!
I hope some of you enjoyed my bizarre and quirky compilation, Chinese Box: to appear on Amazon some time in 2020! For the next three days, we’re going to have a loooooong read: Volumes 1 to 3 of Honest Adolph,…
Democratic Candidates: Who Will Likely Come Out on Top
23 major candidates are contesting in the Democratic 2020 presidential race. As such, this makes the current Democratic race the largest, most competitive and certainly most unpredictable in history. Considering their campaigns so far and their performance in debates, we…